ESC 250 - 2024

[Penelope]

Marija still the most reactionary lesbian to EVER win the contest, despite Katrina (of Waves fame)'s recent efforts

 

[Madison]

All we need to do is get 40 opinionated Eurovision fans to agree on which song to rig. Shouldn’t be hard.

We had a fair contest and Dawn won.

 

[Penelope]

DOUBLE HANDCLAPS AT THE READY GIRLS!

 

[Penelope]

Love this fey queen's CUBISTIC SONGWRITING

 

[Lucille]

DOUBLE HANDCLAPS AT THE READY GIRLS!

Clapping my hands and my cheeks!

 

[Lucille]

This used to trouble the top 10 right?

 

[Penelope]

This used to trouble the top 10 right?

Entered at 4 in 2019

 

[dmlaw]

Right. I have some being sociable to do. Enjoy the remainder of your breakdown.

 

[VoR]

Imagining the timeline where Soldi wins and there's not much that isn't improved TBH.

Italy gets a couple of years to prep for a less shambolic hosting job.
We're most likely spared Brividi.
Duncan Laurence never gets the authority to fast-track Burning Daylight into the competition.

 

[Lucille]

Right. I have some being sociable to do. Enjoy the remainder of your breakdown.

Regretfully en route to a party!

 

[Marina Salty]

Another modern classic

 

[Penelope]

Thank GOD for S10. WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[Apoca]

SOY UNA ZORRA DE POSTAL!

 

[Penelope]

A NON MOVER at 26 as well!

 

[D5K]

Sinceramente would have been #1.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Ms Mango TOO LOW

 

[VoR]

This one really had no afterlife for me whatsoever.

 

[Penelope]

SPINNING WILDLY for LA NOIA!

 

[Penelope]

This one really had no afterlife for me whatsoever.

Oh it rather became the SONG OF THE SUMMER FOR ME!

 

[Lucille]

Sinceramente would have been #1.

It really is THAT BITCH!

 

[Penelope]

EAEAAAAAAS!

 

[Penelope]

CLAPPING as my SPECIALITY TALENT in TRIBUTE TO THIS

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Falling out the top 10!

The Spanish loons are having a FALLOW YEAR.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Writing historical tomes to this.

 

[Penelope]

Truly one of the most iconically unlistenable entries ever on the Eurovision stage - will forever be obsessed with that 5 from the public!

 

[Penelope]

GET READY TO FIST YOURSELVES GIRLS!

 

[VoR]

Hatari went in fist first so that Hera Björk could cradle you to her ample bosom and tell you everything's going to be OK.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

GET READY TO FIST YOURSELVES GIRLS!

CAN'T STOP!

 

[Penelope]

Hatred with Sigrid down 15-23. It's never finished higher than 13

 

[AGinAg (38)]

TWIST!

 

[VoR]

Hatari went in fist first so that Hera Björk could cradle you to her ample bosom and tell you everything's going to be OK.

Sanna Nielsen is also available to provide this service.

 

[Penelope]

BIG climb for Undo - 49-22

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Up from 49!

 

[Penelope]

62 in 2022 as well. We're living through the SANNAISSANCE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Gently rubbing my nipples to this.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Eurgh!

 

[Penelope]

This fey blouse bitch just won't GO AWAY - 19-21

 

[AGinAg (38)]

PILLOCK!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Just can't flush this bell.

 

[Penelope]

This is obviously gonna be in the top 30 until we ALL DIE. 18-20