Malta 2025: Miriana Conte - SERVING

[VoR]

Liking the sound of FESTA (NO TIME FOR SIESTA) by a Maltese supergroup including Fab Fanny and Jessika.

 

[Velvet Skies]

What a cruel lack of Cuntess / Greta Tude / Aidan

 

[Tisch]

The most essential NF since Montesong! Disappointed everyone seems to have a surname this time. Loved the years when they sent easily Googleable acts like JANICE and IAN.

 

[Kratz]

Where’s R SARAH?

 

[VoR]

Where’s R SARAH?

I wonder if they still have the 5 year rule for past winners?

 

[VoR]

Also quite relieved that Banana irritant isn't in the lineup this year. I sort of assumed he'd be back as a frontrunner.

 

[Penelope]

Also quite relieved that Banana irritant isn't in the lineup this year. I sort of assumed he'd be back as a frontrunner.

I'm surprised they found enough new artists in the ever-reliable annual DRAFT OF THE ST JULIAN'S GAY BARS

 

[Penelope]

What a cruel lack of Cuntess / Greta Tude / Aidan

BRING! BACK! CUNTESS!

 

[auretz]

Can’t wait for Miriana Conte’s ode to transcendental idealism

 

[win_the_game]

FESTA (NO TIME FOR SIESTA) has to be a Vella & Borg number SURELY?

 

[IntoTheDark]

FESTA (NO TIME FOR SIESTA) has to be a Vella & Borg number SURELY?

Nope. KEIINO!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

A disqualification is likely coming. The Alexandra Alden song (or at least an acoustics version) has been out for a year it appears.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Also /

 

[Kratz]

Also /

Valletta 2026!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also /

Love a TRANSCENDENTAL IDEALIST BANGER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DIVA DOWN

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Penelope]

God, the Call Me By Your Name sequel looks rough

 

[Jacques]

Yes, this one please Malta, so that everyone can fall in love to the sound of Valletta (2026)

 

[Penelope]

What a load of PIGTOSS! (complimentary)

 

[Penelope]

Enjoying the faintly MEDIEVAL instrumental in the background on occasion

 

[Pingu]

THIS ONE PLEASE

 

[Pingu]

THIS ONE PLEASE

Omg @Penelope

 

[Penelope]

THIS ONE PLEASE

 

[Penelope]

Struggling to decide if I'd rather she CAN or CAN'T sing a note of that!

 

[Penelope]

Actually, clearly CAN - this absolutely needs to be as competitive as possible so it can achieve its TRUE DESTINY (2025's Loin d'ici)

 

[Pingu]

Who would have thought a low-budget Dinah Nah track performed by Zoe with opera bits and a money note literally stolen from Destiny would hit the spot so well?

Me. That's who.

 

[Penelope]

THIS ONE PLEASE

@ZenGiraffe @VoR

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THIS ONE PLEASE

Oh.

My.

FUCK!!!

Arabic numerals are unable to express how much this song scores out of 10.

 

[Pingu]

Co-written by (Who the hell is) Teya, Tom Oehler (The Code) and Linnea Deb.

I can hear all of them in there.

 

[IntoTheDark]

She was the lead of this CAMP popera trio that popped up in last year’s selection, along with two other women who both look old enough to be her mother.

Unfortunately she is not really that well known there in general so she probably won’t stand a chance of winning really

 

[Pingu]

This national selection is hilarious.

 

[VoR]

This one is getting a bit of initial buzz, although I think it might be a nonsense chorus too far post Rim Tim Tagi Dim.

 

[IntoTheDark]

This will likely win, annoyingly

 

[Penelope]

Have we got the much-loved ANNUAL COMPILATION video of all the clips for each?

 

[VoR]

I had high hopes for SERVING KANT, but I fear what she's dishing up is more BOIL IN THE BAG.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Unfortunately she is not really that well known there in general so she probably won’t stand a chance of winning really

HOW DARE YOU BRING SUCH PESSIMISM HERE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How hard is it to rig the Maltese final please?

 

[IntoTheDark]

HOW DARE YOU BRING SUCH PESSIMISM HERE

If only her father was a construction TYCOON and the owner of a football club, unlike the winner there last year

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can we parachute her into SAN MARINO?