Greece 2025: Klavdia - Asteromáta

[Pingu]

Right well Klavdia was dull as fuck but I’m guessing all the tit-shakers at the end are going to cancel each other out.

 

[Marina Salty]

My sms are refusing to go through

 

[Kratz]

SUPER SPOON!

(now fortified with MONGE)

 

[auretz]

All the recaps we’ve had of previous things but no recap of the participating songs

 

[Tisch]

Oh not an ad for FIGURE SKATING

 

[Tisch]

Right well Klavdia was dull as fuck but I’m guessing all the tit-shakers at the end are going to cancel each other out.

Never has there been a bigger argument for a producer-chosen running order... (unless this WAS?!)

 

[Marina Salty]

My sms are refusing to go through

tried with another phone and it worked

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh I was hoping he won't sing again.

 

[ZZ]

I want the first two to quit their Eurovision dreams and come sit on my face

 

[Marina Salty]

Never has there been a bigger argument for a producer-chosen running order... (unless this WAS?!)

It wasn't, they picked their slots in a draw.

 

[ZZ]

Oh I was hoping he won't sing again.

EVER

TILL THE END OF TIME

 

[Tisch]

Oh I was hoping he won't sing again.

Well, he's not...

 

[Lucille]

Speaking of men you’d find in the YUMBO SAUNA COMPLEX.

 

[ZZ]

What a PROFESSIONAL (lip syncer)

 

[Lucille]

Play it! Like a DRUM!

 

[ButterTart]

There really is absolutely nothing salvageable from the first half of this collection.

 

[Tisch]

Do we know the voting FORMAT?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do we know the voting FORMAT?

@Pingu

 

[Tisch]

Is there a DEMOSCOPICO?

 

[Marina Salty]

Apparently the rule of only allowing no more than 20 votes per number, was a request from two of the participants that ERT accepted.

Do we know the voting FORMAT?

25% jurado internacional
25% jurado domestico
50% televote

 

[ButterTart]

The two gays on the top step either side of her look poisonous.

 

[ButterTart]

And why is one of her other dancers Frances de la Tour?

 

[Lucille]

Will this be over by the (advertised) starting time of BF SF 2?

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh her original dancers cameo

 

[Lucille]

Did this really need to be 3 hours long?

 

[Kratz]

Did this really need to be 3 hours long?

It should have been FIVE

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Sakis not skinny jeans.

 

[Marina Salty]

Helena must have had a drink or two or more.

 

[Marina Salty]

Will this be over by the (advertised) starting time of BF SF 2?

It's supposed to end in 16 minutes.

 

[ZZ]

Helena must have had a drink or two or more.

She's SHIT
Stick to singing, dear (I don't even like her songs, but she should stop talking)

 

[Tisch]

Well Cyprus twink has a lovely prerecorded voice and arms

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not sure this one has the range to tackle Fuego. Even in playback.

 

[Marina Salty]

Guess this means the relationship with Cyprus broadcaster is less complicated this year.

 

[Marina Salty]

This is no way ending in 2 minutes.
They are calling the 3 first on stage.

 

[Marina Salty]

Ok so these are the top 3 called on stage in random order.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I’ve defected to BF! They had their chance!

 

[Tisch]

Ok so these are the top 3 called on stage in random order.

And not a man in sight!

 

[Marina Salty]

And they are going to announce the winner without revealing individual scores

 

[Lucille]

Ok I’m back

 

[Marina Salty]

Good result but what a messy winner presentation.