Spain 2025: Melody - Esa Diva

[Lucille]

Is that actually Ruth Lorenzo presenting?

Yes and the twins.

 

[Tisch]

Oh is this the REINA?

(sorry I've had alcohol and every passing thought apparently needs to be posted)

 

[Alla]

They’re going to send her, aren’t they?

No.

 

[Lucille]

Oh is this the REINA?

(sorry I've had alcohol and every passing thought apparently needs to be posted)

One of two songs about being a queen. The other has been eliminated. Not to be confused with Melody who’s song is about being a DIVA.

 

[Madison]

I’ve just caught up, Mawot is my favourite so far.

 

[Lucille]

No.

Girl have you learned nothing!

 

[Marina Salty]

I quite like this one, hope she isn't done badly by the TVE mafia

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh YES PLEASE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also just had a panic because I thought I was out of vodka but it was at the back of the cupboard

 

[Dark Carnival]

This one’s alright, but we have seen much better tonight. Sorry, queen.

 

[Tisch]

One of two songs about being a queen. The other has been eliminated. Not to be confused with Melody who’s song is about being a DIVA.

Oh ok! I thought there were three (with the most superior being eliminated of course ) with this one being the remaining favourite of the gays

I'm feeling it a BIT bit not MUCH. Like a flannel as opposed to a scouring pad.

 

[Madison]

(Result imminent in Belgium)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The one shot of an old lady on Spanish Bake off is enough for me to STAN HER FOREVER

 

[Lucille]

Trade of the season.

 

[Lucille]

He looks like he has giant balls.

 

[Soldi]

This one is my favourite

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He looks like he has giant balls.

To go with his MASSIVE TONGUE

 

[Lucille]

Ignoring the one dangly earring.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course his queen is Chanel

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need him in a way that would get retweeted by BOTTOM JAIL

 

[Dark Carnival]

This one is my favourite

 

[FetchFugly]

What an ugly belt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The voice is irritating. Would obviously rim though.

 

[Marina Salty]

This one is my favourite

She can't sing to save her life

 

[Tisch]

[inset obvious comments about my hole being loose and me being on prep here]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did they cut his mic for the second half ?

 

[Tisch]

She can't sing to save her life

Here's how much we care

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are the gays going to vote with their anuses?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway RUIN ME LIKE YOU RUINED THOSE VOCALS

 

[D5K]

Well I thought it was great

 

[Soldi]

She can't sing to save her life

NONE OF THEM CAN!

 

[Tisch]

Can we vote internationally and does our vote give our personal number to the acts? Please TELL ME FAST

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are the gays going to vote with their anuses?

Anyway RUIN ME LIKE YOU RUINED THOSE VOCALS

 

[Lucille]

I thought that was much better than the semi!

 

[Marina Salty]

Douze points by Gjon's Tears

 

[Soldi]

I thought that was much better than the semi!

I thought the same. It’s almost like we’ve been consuming ALCOHOL.

 

[FetchFugly]

That gay in red undressing him (too high trousers and all) with his eyes.

 

[Tisch]

INSERT RUDE COMMENTS HERE ABOUT BEING RUINED AND SEMIS

 

[Lucille]

That gay in red undressing him (too high trousers and all) with his eyes.

We’d all do the same!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FUCK OFF LUCAS BUN