Spain 2025: Melody - Esa Diva

[Lucille]

Wicked evil heterosexual here to ruin all the fun.

 

[Tisch]

God I properly hate older pervy gays and their comments on social media, but HERE WE ARE

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

Lock her up.

 

[Lucille]

God I properly hate older pervy gays and their comments on social media, but HERE WE ARE

I’m 29!

 

[Tisch]

Fuck of JoeLucas Bun

 

[Lucille]

God I properly hate older pervy gays and their comments on social media, but HERE WE ARE

Don’t worry you’re safe for the next 4 minutes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

older

Speak for yourself

 

[Dark Carnival]

This man is going to ruin a perfect night isn’t he?

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm sensing worthiness and it clearly has no place here.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m 29!

How long for babe?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m 29!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How long for babe?

 

[Apoca]

Like Salvador Sobral but MUCH worse.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is making me genuinely angry

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

 

[Marina Salty]

Salvador Sobral and Conan Osiris love child

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Like Salvador Sobral but MUCH worse.

Let's not be silly

 

[Lucille]

More evil than Trump.

 

[Alla]

The toilet break you need before Melody, so you won't wet your pants.

 

[Tisch]

Like Salvador Sobral but MUCH worse.

Don't you DARE mention that man's name round these parts

 

[Dark Carnival]

Conan Osiris

Wash your mouth out!

 

[Tisch]

I've decided I'm going for a piss and I don't care if it turns into a POO

 

[Lucille]

Salvador Sobral and Conan Osiris love child

Conan:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The flooding hole behind him. How dare he besmirch the concept

 

[Dark Carnival]

Spain, you had the chance to burry this in the semi and you didn’t. So disappointing.

 

[Soldi]

God imagine tonight’s line up if you replaced him with SONIA & SELENA

 

[Tisch]

God imagine tonight’s line up if you replaced him with SONIA & SELENA

When are they on pls

 

[Penelope]

Presumably just been on a 9 month G binge!

She's left Scruff!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

When are they on pls

DEAD murdered by the jury in the heats.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are your bussies ready girls?

 

[Lucille]

Encouraging our loser Moopers to shove a cork up them right now because you WILL PROLAPSE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not EAEA

 

[Marina Salty]

Spain, you had the chance to burry this in the semi and you didn’t. So disappointing.

Am worried this is TVE's choice this year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

loser Moopers

 

[Penelope]

Melody paying tribute to noted clappeuse Blanca Paloma

 

[Dark Carnival]

Am worried this is TVE's choice this year.

DON’T MANIFEST IT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Already AGAPE

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I think I FINALLY get the Melody hype now.

What a woman! What a show! What a K.O. from this I'm about to have!

 

[Tisch]

This is both ironically and unironically the best!