SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Lucille]

The FRESH-FACED BRESH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

A twink that hasn’t slept in weeks

 

[Penelope]

The SOUK is WHIFFING!

 

[Penelope]

Oh right it's just guitar

 

[win_the_game]

So is this one SHOOTING UP or what?

 

[Penelope]

So is this one SHOOTING UP or what?

Heroin AND T

 

[Lucille]

The SOUK is WHIFFING!

I fell for this CRUEL TRICK too!

 

[win_the_game]

This isn't hateful. Enjoying DEATH TWINK more that I thought I would.

 

[Lucille]

A twink that hasn’t slept in weeks

Me by this Saturday.

 

[win_the_game]

83 Gaia
56 Francesco Gabbani
50 Rkomi
90 Noemi
38 Irama
92 Coma_Cose
70 Simone Cristicchi
68 Marcella Bella
45 Achille Lauro
96 Giorgia
64 Willie Peyote
75 Rose Villain
72 Olly
88 Elodie
30 Shablo & Guè, Joshua & Tormento
35 Massimo Ranieri
23 Tony Effe
80 Serena Brancale
85 Brunori Sas
32 Modà
15 Lucio Corsi
40 Fedez
65 Bresh

 

[Penelope]

Snatch of quite the HEALTHY FERTILE CHEST there

 

[Penelope]

Actually QUITE LOVELY by the end and all!

82 Gaia
68 Francesco Gabbani
80 Rkomi Huq
27 Noemi
31 Irama
91 Coma_Cosé
18 Simone Christicchi
88 Marcella Bella
07 Achille Lauro
90 Giorgia
78 Willie Peyote
89 Rose Villain
57 Olly
86 Elodie
52 Love Citaly Groove
71 Massimo Ranieri
45 Tony Effe
75 Serena Brancale
83 Brunori Sas
22 Modà
88 Clara
03 Lucio Corsi
50 Fedez
77 Bresh

 

[Dark Carnival]

75 Gaia
32 Francesco Gabbani
?? Rkomi
?? Noemi
?? Irama
70 Coma_Cose
10 Simone Cristicchi
90 Marcella Bella
25 Achille Lauro
70 Giorgia
50 Willie Peyote
90 Rose Villain
35 Olly
90 Elodie
30 Shablo
35 Massimo Ranieri
01 Tony Effe
70 Serena Brancale
20 Brunori SAS
13 Modà
83 Clara
07 Lucio Corsi
44 Fedez
49 Bresh

 

[Madison]

Where are all the fat Italians?

 

[Penelope]

Where are all the fat Italians?

Persecuted and hunted for meat

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Me by this Saturday.

Hun. You're LONG SINCE EXPIRED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This reminder that we get new White Lotus on Monday!

 

[Penelope]

Haven't found myself craving much fentanyl at all so far tonight compared to usual really

 

[win_the_game]

That theme song is going to get irritating by Saturday.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That theme song is going to get irritating by Saturday.

By Saturday?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Haven't found myself craving much fentanyl at all so far tonight compared to usual really

So what you're saying that instead of Tariffs, Trump should invade Sanremo?

 

[Apoca]

Didn't expect Dimenticarsi to bop so much, what a fucking joy and such a step up vocally e.g. from Due.

GRAZIE MADRE ELODIE

 

[Penelope]

So what you're saying that instead of Tariffs, Trump should invade Sanremo?

SAN MARINO

HOW. MANY. TIMES!

 

[Penelope]

Readying my breasts for this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Girl. Find the note

 

[Soldi]

Oh HELLO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

IM LISTENING!

 

[win_the_game]

Paola & Chiara should be butchering this right now.

 

[Penelope]

It's like a cunty version of the LUXEMBOURG entry!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE HUSH HUSH DANCE.

MEIRA'S IMPACT!

 

[Soldi]

Didn't expect Dimenticarsi to bop so much, what a fucking joy and such a step up vocally e.g. from Due.

GRAZIE MADRE ELODIE

We can have a waltz to it at the San Siro with Beverley (rip) in June

 

[Pingu]

This could be great but she is REALLY letting it down. Total amateur hour.

 

[ButterTart]

I've not watched this because Italian light entertainment is only ever one of those three things. Could you summarise the bangers, earnest rock efforts and general slaggotry I should be checking out on Spotify?

 

[Pingu]

Also why isn’t she just using autotune like every other fucker tonight?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've not watched this because Italian light entertainment is only ever one of those three things. Could you summarise the bangers, earnest rock efforts and general slaggotry I should be checking out on Spotify?

You think we’re done?

 

[Penelope]

82 Gaia
68 Francesco Gabbani
80 Rkomi Huq
27 Noemi
31 Irama
91 Coma_Cosé
18 Simone Christicchi
88 Marcella Bella
07 Achille Lauro
90 Giorgia
78 Willie Peyote
89 Rose Villain
57 Olly
86 Elodie
52 Love Citaly Groove
71 Massimo Ranieri
45 Tony Effe
75 Serena Brancale
83 Brunori Sas
22 Modà
88 Clara
03 Lucio Corsi
50 Fedez
77 Bresh
95 Sarah Toscano

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah, this could be so much better with stronger vox

 

[win_the_game]

Paola & Chiara should be butchering this right now.

Sarah's giving it a good effort though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

75 Gaia
32 Francesco Gabbani
?? Rkomi
?? Noemi
?? Irama
70 Coma_Cose
10 Simone Cristicchi
90 Marcella Bella
25 Achille Lauro
70 Giorgia
50 Willie Peyote
90 Rose Villain
35 Olly
90 Elodie
30 Shablo
35 Massimo Ranieri
01 Tony Effe
70 Serena Brancale
20 Brunori SAS
13 Modà
83 Clara
07 Lucio Corsi
44 Fedez
49 Bresh
84 Sarah Toscano

 

[win_the_game]

83 Gaia
56 Francesco Gabbani
50 Rkomi
90 Noemi
38 Irama
92 Coma_Cose
70 Simone Cristicchi
68 Marcella Bella
45 Achille Lauro
96 Giorgia
64 Willie Peyote
75 Rose Villain
72 Olly
88 Elodie
30 Shablo & Guè, Joshua & Tormento
35 Massimo Ranieri
23 Tony Effe
80 Serena Brancale
85 Brunori Sas
32 Modà
15 Lucio Corsi
40 Fedez
65 Bresh
79 Sarah Toscano