SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025) (2 Viewers)

[Penelope]

Oh you can do MUCH WORSE for guests. At least they're not singing IMAGINE!

 

[win_the_game]

To think they used to give us the likes of Dua Lipa and Madonna as the interval acts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wonder if they've humiliate Simon Le Bon the way they did with John Travolta last year.

 

[Penelope]

Would you still throw it up Simon Le Bon? I regret to say PROBABLY YES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not the lyrics being on the autocue

 

[Lucille]

Would you still throw it up Simon Le Bon? I regret to say PROBABLY YES

He’d be throwing it up me but WHY NOT.

 

[win_the_game]

Would you still throw it up Simon Le Bon? I regret to say PROBABLY YES

Some of you are really revealing yourselves as UTTERLY DEPRAVED DEVIANTS tonight.

 

[Lucille]

He does have one of those old man torsos that’s a cube though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Would you still throw it up Simon Le Bon? I regret to say PROBABLY YES

Only if he's SHITTING AT THE SAME TIME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Some of you are really revealing yourselves as UTTERLY DEPRAVED DEVIANTS tonight.

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, BIKTOPIA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He does have one of those old man torsos that’s a cube though.

That's what GIRDLES are for!

 

[Lucille]

Only if he's SHITTING AT THE SAME TIME

He looks like he spends 45 minutes to an hour on the bog.

 

[win_the_game]

Christ his vocals have gone off a cliff.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

DE LA MERDE!

 

[win_the_game]

Can't help but think this would sound better as PSYCHO HOOKER.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lovely trophy.

 

[Lucille]

Simon is what I look like in Paris when I pretend to know what French people are saying to me.

 

[win_the_game]

Wonder if they've humiliate Simon Le Bon the way they did with John Travolta last year.

Well there is a certain indignity about this.

 

[Lucille]

Not sure why I’m shocked but it’s DRAGGING ON A BIT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does Wild Boys get forgotten about over here? I'm not convinced I've ever heard it before

 

[win_the_game]

Sure they'll be delighted with that bit of tat for the mantlepiece.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Speaking of humiliation

 

[Penelope]

Why did someone shout over all of that? What an utterly BIZARRE VIGNETTE!

 

[Lucille]

Going back to my elderly homosexual neighbour. I’ve never spoken to him once before today but he clearly has a flair for the dramatic.

Me: Hey how are you?
Him: Oh you know, RECOVERING.
Me: From what?
Him: CANCER!

 

[Soldi]

Going back to my elderly homosexual neighbour. I’ve never spoken to him once before today but he clearly has a flair for the dramatic.

Me: Hey how are you?
Him: Oh you know, RECOVERING.
Me: From what?
Him: CANCER!

The drama just FOLLOWS HER AROUND!

 

[Lucille]

Anyway they took out his KIDNEY and he’s been CANCER FREE for 6 months now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anyway they took out his KIDNEY and he’s been CANCER FREE for 6 months now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lord, I almost forgot we were here for the songs.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How are we still waiting for someone to cunt it down the stairs?

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUITE BIG TITTS

 

[Lucille]

Lord, I almost forgot we were here for the songs.

Was Olly the last one? That was HOURS AGO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are we still waiting for someone to cunt it down the stairs?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was Olly the last one? That was HOURS AGO!

It’s been 84 years!

 

[Lucille]

The dress is insane.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finally!

 

[Lucille]

Oh good the hot Amish guy and his Lisa Minelli drag impersonator life partner.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This maestro can keep his baton entirely to himself

 

[Dark Carnival]