SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Lucille]

We’ve ALL had one of those, right?
Mine would literally come once a year to Lebanon to fuck Lebanese twinks.

I was 21 he was 37, I was in the club saying ‘you’re not my type!’

Next thing I know I’m being sucked off in his flat in South Ken!

 

[Lucille]

I was 21 he was 37, I was in the club saying ‘you’re not my type!’

Next thing I know I’m being sucked off in his flat in South Ken!

@Kratz do you know him?

 

[Penelope]

None of the girls came with a proper chorus, bar COMA_COSÉ.

 

[Lucille]

Clara is such a star and deserves to win one day but clearly NEVER WILL even with the perfect song!

 

[Penelope]

Voting for Massimo Ranieri and COMA_COSÉ

 

[Penelope]

Clara is such a star and deserves to win one day but clearly NEVER WILL even with the perfect song!

The sort of woman who will transparently set a CONTINENT OF TONGUES A-WAGGING if she ever DOES enter

 

[Lucille]

Voting for Forza Italia.

 

[Penelope]

Olly's clearly quite sexually aggressive. That neck vein!

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe it's being subjected to these several times, but I don't think it's a bad bunch of songs overall.

Quite a few keepers on my list.

 

[Lucille]

Olly's clearly quite sexually aggressive. That neck vein!

Cock as thick as his neck I hear!

 

[Penelope]

Despite all the horror I have actually found this quite an ENJOYABLE edition all in all!

 

[Penelope]

Cock as thick as his neck I hear!

And the EXACT same shade of FLUSHED RED!

 

[win_the_game]

Why are they talking about the SAN MARINO SONG CONTEST?

 

[Lucille]

Maybe it's being subjected to these several types, but I don't think it's a bad bunch of songs overall.

Quite a few keepers on my list.

I feel like the best acts (Clara, Rose Villain) came with better songs last year, and the boys are all inexcusable whereas there’s usually one I’ll make an exception for.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cock as thick as his neck I hear!

Quite the big ARSE as well

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are they talking about the SAN MARINO SONG CONTEST?

Just letting the losers know where to head to next

 

[Lucille]

TUTA GOLD really takes a massive dump on everything this year, and don’t get me started on SINCARAMENTÉ!

 

[Lucille]

Why are they talking about the SAN MARINO SONG CONTEST?

EVERYONE IS!

 

[Penelope]

Oh actually, Rose Villain and Giorgia did do PRETTY WELL for the girls, just only Giorgia looks properly in it out of the two.

 

[Dark Carnival]

and don’t get me started on SINCARAMENTÉ!

 

[Penelope]

Love how a grand total of about five of us have managed to churn out a whole forty pages

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh actually, Rose Villain and Giorgia did do PRETTY WELL for the girls, just only Giorgia looks properly in it out of the two.

I’m sorry girls, but The Kolors might be my favourite this year

 

[Penelope]

The Kolors have a HIT!

 

[win_the_game]

Love how a grand total of about five of us have managed to churn out a whole forty pages

And all of it DOG SHIT never to be mentioned again.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love how a grand total of about five of us have managed to churn out a whole forty pages

side effect of the MONGE getting into our heads

 

[Dark Carnival]

TUTTA L’ITALIA TUTTA L’ITALIAAA

 

[Penelope]

Oh HELLO audience participant basic

 

[Lucille]

Are we getting the results now or minipops? I need to decide if I’m going to bed or not!

 

[Lucille]

TUTTA L’ITALIA TUTTA L’ITALIAAA

 

[Lucille]

Are we getting the results now or minipops? I need to decide if I’m going to bed or not!

I’m assuming they’re saving the results until the end to maximise viewers for the upcoming PERVERT’S PARADE? NIGHT PUTAS!

 

[Penelope]

I do love that DUCK EGG YELLOW FROCK

 

[IntoTheDark]

How nice of Elettra Lamborghini to make an appearance to show off her breast reduction.

 

[Penelope]

You mean to tell me Alex Wyse is NOT Bresh?!

 

[Penelope]

@Dark Carnival maestro???

 

[Soldi]

Other than Come_Cose and Olly, what a dreadful top five AGAIN

 

[Kratz]

@Kratz do you know him?

Reverse the ages and it could have been me!

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival maestro???

I fell asleep?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

VILE

(Not Coma_cose)

 

[Dark Carnival]