SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Dark Carnival]

Still

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They should be giving Mahmood the same respect they give the women and have a proper introduction for each outfit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no, not FULL CUNT for THIS CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And he's ruined it

 

[Dark Carnival]

We were off to such a good start!

 

[Lucille]

Night divas.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So drunk I checked out what was going on in Grindr in SE19 and…

Night divas.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My cunt senses are TINGLING

 

[Penelope]

OMG!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Lucille STOP DOUCHING AND GET IN HERE!

 

[Penelope]

Is this going on Spotify after?

 

[Dark Carnival]

She sounds better than any of the previous nights as well!

 

[Penelope]

Oh this is FUN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have the song choices got more unhinged or am I having a fit of the vapours?

 

[Penelope]

What a joyful cover!

Also Olly in leather trousers

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And of course, UNTIL MY ARSEHOLE SOUNDED LIKE THAT TUBA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If it has to be a man then please make it that man

 

[Penelope]

Italy hasn't exactly been short of lookers as a Eurovision nation but I honestly think he'd probably be their fittest entrant since their comeback.

 

[Penelope]

LEOPARD PRINT SNAKESKIN?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MONGE!

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille STOP DOUCHING AND GET IN HERE!

What did I MISS?

 

[Kratz]

I was supposed to be going to a BAFTA party tonight but seeing as Chiltern Firehouse BURNED DOWN then I will now be in attendance.

 

[Soldi]

Giorgia and Annalisa won last night!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What did I MISS?

 

[Lucille]

THE STINK

 

[Penelope]

So drunk I checked out what was going on in Grindr in SE19 and…

How's WRS doing?

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know he’s migrated over to SNIFFIES now!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MORE MAHMOOD

 

[Dark Carnival]

She really can’t stay away!

 

[Lucille]

Well he needs an excuse to wear his red diamante palazzo pants. You can’t exactly wear them nipping to the corner shop for a can of MONGE.

 

[Kratz]

Well he needs an excuse to wear his red diamante palazzo pants. You can’t exactly wear them nipping to the corner shop for a can of MONGE.

Maybe not in SE19!

 

[Penelope]

Maybe not in SE19!

Of course ALL THE RAGE in Hackney (and increasingly CATFORD)

 

[win_the_game]

Schedule for tonight. The favourites are on from 9.00 pm onwards.

We should have a winner by a very reasonable 1.00 am this year.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

I’m not playing girls, I’ve had a nap and I’m determined to stay awake until the (inevitably wicked) results.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m not playing girls, I’ve had a nap and I’m determined to stay awake until the (inevitably wicked) results.

Whatever you do, don't open Grindr at 10pm!

 

[Penelope]

Whatever you do, don't open Grindr at 10pm!

He's HAD A NAP, let him SEROCONVERT IN PEACE!