San Marino 2025: Gabry Ponte - Tutta L’Italia

I wonder if Gabry Ponte 'forgot' to mention this to the Sanremo producers.

He was rumoured to be in the mix for this year but wasn’t chosen. My guess is that they offered him the chance to use the song as the theme song instead.
 
I assume Bianca and Marco are considered pretty much has-beens? Both have pretty low streams for San Remo stars.
 
Bianca Atzei, Pierdavide Carone, Marco Carta and Silvia Salemi are not far off being D-list names in Italy at this point. Most of them peaked about a decade ago.
 
Teslenko is the one who withdrew from the Ukrainian national final after it emerged he'd performed at some party for Putin.
After he raised a fuss about another participant apparently having shared a playlist that featured music that some was sung by Russian artists. :D
 
We also need this kept for posterity


Could someone explain this to me? I think about it every day and I can’t get my head around it.

Was this a legitimate entry?
Why do they have so many artists?
Why was it so shit?
Why bother at all?
Were they paid to be there and “enter”?
 
Haters will say it's fake :disco:

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Could someone explain this to me? I think about it every day and I can’t get my head around it.

Was this a legitimate entry?
Why do they have so many artists?
Why was it so shit?
Why bother at all?
Were they paid to be there and “enter”?

They fund their entry by charging hundreds of no hopers various entry fees to perform in the semi finals, with only a dozen of them making it to the actual final.
 
There’s an audition round before the 6 semi finals that is also pay to enter! So God knows how many people are involved in this pyramid scheme, they’ve scammed even more unsuspecting Europeans starlets than the evil twins at this point.
 
I think you let 150 - 200 euros to audition, bur they just make it up as they go along.
 
I hope one day they decide to reintroduce the CROWDFUNDING televote from 2018 where the artists could basically pay up to 8,000 EUROS to get 12 points from the ‘televote’ :D

You'd never believe that this only got to be an entry because somebody's daddy had deep pockets...



(though clearly not deep enough to fund any kind of stage show beyond a quick dash to Toys R Us Lisbao minutes before the performance)
 
You'd never believe that this only got to be an entry because somebody's daddy had deep pockets...



(though clearly not deep enough to fund any kind of stage show beyond a quick dash to Toys R Us Lisbao minutes before the performance)


Five of them actually reached that limit believe it or not :D

The hilarious thing was that the website through which the money was raised was so poorly designed that you could see in the code exactly who had put forward the cash for each artist :D
 
What I still FAIL to understand with POOR BRAVE SAN MARINO is how no one with money has EVER managed to come up with a good song or impressive stage show- with the arguable exception of Adrenalina. SURELY if you've got enough cash to buy your way into Eurovision, you've got enough cash to get a HALF DECENT SONG onboard that could make the left hand side of the final scoreboard.
 
What I still FAIL to understand with POOR BRAVE SAN MARINO is how no one with money has EVER managed to come up with a good song or impressive stage show- with the arguable exception of Adrenalina. SURELY if you've got enough cash to buy your way into Eurovision, you've got enough cash to get a HALF DECENT SONG onboard that could make the left hand side of the final scoreboard.

If Gabry Ponte actually goes this year, I'd say there probably will be money behind it. He's very big in his world (mindless dance music)
 
What I still FAIL to understand with POOR BRAVE SAN MARINO is how no one with money has EVER managed to come up with a good song or impressive stage show- with the arguable exception of Adrenalina. SURELY if you've got enough cash to buy your way into Eurovision, you've got enough cash to get a HALF DECENT SONG onboard that could make the left hand side of the final scoreboard.
POOR BRAVE Say (Na Na Na)!
 
Yeah, presuming no one else has already BOUGHT the slot! :D
 
If Gabry Ponte actually goes this year, I'd say there probably will be money behind it. He's very big in his world (mindless dance music)
You seem to have accidentally typed mindless dance music when you clearly meant exceptional dance music.
 
I can't believe @VoR is questioning the intellectual integrity of Tutta l'Italia, Thunder and Blue (Da Ba Dee) :(
 
What happens if San Marino do send Tutta L'Italia, it goes down a storm in the finals, but the viewers get confused and think it's the Italian entry, leading to an accidental :pastadevil: victory?
 
What happens if San Marino do send Tutta L'Italia, it goes down a storm in the finals, but the viewers get confused and think it's the Italian entry, leading to an accidental [Pasta Devil Redacted] victory?
Don't speak such evil into the world!
 
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