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Enya always comments "shared in county donegal, hope you find him xx" on missing person posts, but never actually shares the posts. "No point. They're probably dead," she says with a laugh.

Enya wants to know what happened to all the white dog poo.

My Therapist: Edwinya Currie-Thatcher-May can't hurt you Edwinya Currie-Thatcher-May:

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My first thought was also bombs. Maybe they could replace it with a nice full moon.

Omg

A more recent statement from Harry Potter (QoL)

I fear some of the magic will be lost in translation if Marina's delightful tourist bashing music video is being replaced with a standard "woman with chorus of gays" performance.

Thought of calling ya But you won't pick up Another fortnight lost in America Move to Florida Buy the car you want But it won't start up Til I touch, touch, touch you What does it MEAN? I don't know, but I'm obsessed.

Next time, just try “the list of his new cases are almost too lengthy to list, suffice to say, this is truly Ig-Ig's moment – and we are all here for it.”

ME! (but literally just me)

I still can't believe she was snubbed for an Oscar for her role in Barbie.

They need to work harder to win over this audience. The union flag branding isn't cutting through, and Reform don't have any MPs who can defect to Labour, so we're going to need Sir Keir Starmer to say a slur.

Pointy shoulders are OUT, crusty areolae are IN.

Nemo you will never be her: