Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

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WHY hasn't anyone mentioned this yet?

I'm yet to understand why an advert promoting a pile of poor-taste fabric, cheap leather and bad design would facilitate a song with the lyrics "auto erotic".

HORRENDOUS.
 
This is worse than 'Have a happy period'

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I hate the entire current Sainsburys campaign. Jamie Oliver was bad enough, but now he's been supplanted by the woman who was in Coronation Street and her troll family.
 
Spuggie said:
I'm yet to understand why an advert promoting a pile of poor-taste fabric, cheap leather and bad design would facilitate a song with the lyrics "auto erotic".
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How bizarre :D I guess it's been taken off the screens by now

Raucous Bitch said:
This is worse than 'Have a happy period'
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I don't hate it, mainly because I don't quite UNDERSTAND what the pearl thing DOES. I don't know if I want to know really


In other news, that wavy-haired cunt from the PC world advert was on the Disney Blu-ray advert too. DICK.
 
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I can't find it online, but the DRIVE SEXY peugeot 306 is the biggest load of smug cringey bollocks i have ever seen.
 
Diddy said:
I don't hate it, mainly because I don't quite UNDERSTAND what the pearl thing DOES. I don't know if I want to know really
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A tampon is a tampon Diddy. A fancy applicator that is up your chuff all of a few seconds is really not going to make my period any better or make me think YES! I can cavort around in silver make up with male models because my tampon applicator is all fancy!
 
Any advert where the person's name comes up on the screen at the beginning. If I don't recognize them, knowing their name is not going to make me suddenly want to buy the product
 
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Is everybody else getting all those "cash for gold" ads? One particular one has a man who does not blink once during the ad. Proper axe-murderer thing going on. Oh, and one of them accepts "dental gold" too.
*fetches pliers*

Edit: Found him!

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THAT FUCKING DELL LOLLIPOP LAPTOP ONE WITH THOSE GORMLESS DISGUSTING UGLY MEN IN A FACTORY SINGING THAT DROSS 50S PIECE OF WANK SONG THAT IS ON 24 FUCKING 7.
 
How RETARDED are those PC World 'Student' Ads?

'My world is saving money for the student union bar'
 
I just saw this one and I wanted to BREAK SOME DISHES

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Kratz said:
How RETARDED are those PC World 'Student' Ads?
'My world is saving money for the student union bar'
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My world is eating cold baked beans and not washing! :) BECAUSE WE ARE ALL LIKE THAT

Agnetha said:
I just saw this one and I wanted to BREAK SOME DISHES
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YES. He's so fucking pleased with himself isn't he? I don't believe anything I see anymore, it's all CGI these days
 
Oh and...

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Raucous Bitch said:
This is worse than 'Have a happy period'

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Mother Fucking Nature ACCOSTED me and Gem in Manchester and roped us into one of these adverts. I hope it is never screened.
 
Agnetha said:
I just saw this one and I wanted to BREAK SOME DISHES
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That annoyed me in the gym before I heard the audio. Now I've heard it all, what's the point?

It's a Visa card for people who are too retarded to not spend all their money without thinking? I REALLY don't see the advantage. Won't they just go "oh well, I'll just use my other Visa"

STUPID

the advert is quite fitting really, sleight of hand
 
There are not enough :manson:s for the DJ TALANT one.

I want to say something about the lowest common denominator, but that's not LOW ENOUGH
 
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It doesnt help that its on all the live-long day. :rolleyes:
 
The only ads that are annoying me at the moment are the condom ads. :grr:

I don't wanna hear that word, I don't wanna keep on hearing the ads about that. :Oi:

(glad, I can only hear that at the evenings :D)
 
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I think we only have it UP NORF, but the one for Warrington Farmers Market

The woman looks so pleased with herself. And she won't stop moving and shaking. I doubt she has Parkinsons.
 
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That Drug Driving advert really gets on my TITS. Although the two guys in the front of the car would get it, even with the big eyes....:horny:
 
That Closer magazine one with that utter twunt Brian Dowling. Fuck off! It only makes me despise those gossip rags even more.
 
Theres a couple at the minute that I hate:

The one for 'Crunchy nature valley' bars with that farmer and his highly irritating voice.

Also, I cant remember the exact name of it, but its one of those postal gold type ones with the man and woman rushing round their house chucking all their gold into the envelope. WTF.
 
I've not seen a TV advert but that CHUNKY FUNKY KitKat advert plastered ALL OVER LONDON is RIDICULOUS.
 
1. I hate that Ariel advert which shows the ariel stuff getting stains off clothes, but the woman doing the voice over is doing this absolutely AWFUL mumsy voice over, which makes it sound like she is in actual TEARS when she is listing the types of stains you can get and says 'tea' and 'chocolate sauce'. GET A GRIP WOMAN

2. I don't understand all the car insurance adverts that are almost proudly saying WE'RE NOT ON PRICE COMPARISION WEBSITES. Well surely that just means that you're ashamed of your high prices? A few months ago the direct line one said that they weren't on them in order to not pay commision, but now that explanation has curiously been removed so i'm guessing it was arse.

3. That Dell lollypop lollypop ooh la le la le la le lollypop one IS the absolute worst. I have only seen it once though thank heavens.
 
That Dell one is on the music channels all the time. I seriously can't cope with it anymore.
 
Floppet said:
Is everybody else getting all those "cash for gold" ads? One particular one has a man who does not blink once during the ad. Proper axe-murderer thing going on. Oh, and one of them accepts "dental gold" too.
*fetches pliers*
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YES

Why have they all suddenly popped up everywhere? Maybe i'm only just noticing them. Even if i was dripping in spare gold i'm not going to stick it all in a jiffy bag and send it off for some cunt to keep and no doubt send me far less than what it's worth in the post. And that's only if it doesn't get nicked at the sorting office.

Also i misread your post floppet and thought you were feltching some pliers at the end there, though goodness knows how you would.
 
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