Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (2 Viewers)

Glad I'm not the only one. I work with a girl who's the most self centred madam I've ever met. She's got this sap of a boyfriend whom she dumped after he proposed to her in order to have a fling with a guy at the office. After being screwed over by office fling, she went back to old boyfriend and I've heard her ringing him, demanding that he pick her up to take her home as she's "not feeling well" when she lives about 2 tube stops away from work and he works on the other side of the city. Then half an hour later she'll decide that she's not feeling that bad after all.

It's just like that selfish bitch in the advert. Can't we be expected to do anything for ourselves?
 
I HATE the new Vodaphone advert with the girl in the car who's just been dumped by her boyfriend, calling her dad to interrupt him being honoured at some function to wimpishly get him to pick her up. The version on the cinema is longer than the TV one. "I just wanted us to be happy, is that too much?" - ugh, I bet he left you because you demanded him to be at your beck and call you stupid selfish cow. You're IN A CAR. DRIVE HOME.

it really gives girls a bad name and every time it's on at the cinema there are audible grumbles from both girls and guys.

Eugh, yes. The general gist I got from me and friends seeing it was "how can we SYMPATHISE when the girl is quite so hateful?!"
 
Glad I'm not the only one. I work with a girl who's the most self centred madam I've ever met. She's got this sap of a boyfriend whom she dumped after he proposed to her in order to have a fling with a guy at the office. After being screwed over by office fling, she went back to old boyfriend and I've heard her ringing him, demanding that he pick her up to take her home as she's "not feeling well" when she lives about 2 tube stops away from work and he works on the other side of the city. Then half an hour later she'll decide that she's not feeling that bad after all.

It's just like that selfish bitch in the advert. Can't we be expected to do anything for ourselves?

Sappy blokes like that deserve all that they get. Personally, the first thing I do when I get really angry or upset is jump in the car and go for a drive round with sweary music on. If I'd rang my dad and said "I'm so upset I can't drive" he'd first ask how I got there in the first place then he'd tell me to stop being so ridiculous and go home again because he was busy. Oh hang on, I'd better just get Steve to carry this heavy bag for me or I might get the vapours. Pah.
 
Is Joanna Lumley hard up? She is now advertising Muller vitality, on top of past adverts for M&S, Privilege, and Astral in the past few years.

I don't mind, i think she's lovely and would welcome her taking up 100% of all ad breaks one day.
 
Is that the cat one? Why is she so happy to be feeding another cat? If he always comes back it will cost her a shit load.
 
JUST PASSING BY
WERE JUST PASSING BY

WERE JUST PASSING BY

TEN MINUTES LATER


JUST PASSING BY


FUCK OFF
 
Is that the cat one? Why is she so happy to be feeding another cat? If he always comes back it will cost her a shit load.

YES, I really HATE it and I have to watch that last moment every time for some reason.

Her face is just so cunty. And nobody should talk about Simply like it's a proper noun :daf: ... and yeah, it's weird isn't it? If my old cat (R.I.P.) brought in a friend, my mum would have told it to fuck off and tried to hit it with a spade
 
I can't think when I last watched COMMERCIAL TELEVISION

Actually if it hadn't been for WIMBLEDON I don't think I'd have even turned the tv ON for MONTHS

*claims license fee rebate*
 
I would like to echo the annoyance at the "DADDY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING IMMEDIATELY AND COME AND COMFORT ME" rubbish

She needs to take some lessons in fabulous from "Stop putting vegetables in my bedding. It's perverse"
 
The voiceover on the ad for new Clubland album is absolutely horrific.

And I hate the ads with Omid Djalili in them. Properly hate.

And of COURSE that Vodafone bitch.
 
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Does anything equal this 2006 'classic' in terms of annoyance?

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The sky TV advert where this guy gets wishes from a genie as it takes the piss out of Huddersfield Town FC and every single one of those 15 Second Windows 7 adverts!!!!, the annoying "DA-DA-DA-DA!!!" AFTER EVERY ONE takes the annoying level up only further. DFS ones also make my blood boil!!!!!!, "It's love at first sit!".

*GROAN*

Oh, and that one with the song "Clean as a whistle, cool as a breeze!, don't you just love moments like these!?".
 
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That one for Radio 1 that lasts like 10 minutes and was shown at cinemas like about two years ago. I went to see The Dark Knight and was treated to half hour of trailers and ads and that was the first one.
 
Sorry to spam the thread but another one came back to me.......

That crappy "Save the Rainforest" one that most probably plays on all V Atlantic flights going to New York!!!. Richard Branston asks why he got involved, pretty damn obvious, fuck*ng publicity!!!.
 
Another one for Vodafone bitch, though that seems to have abated, and the Whiskas Simply bitch took her place

sayign that though, i hate the smug she-cocks on the Simple advert
 
Ooh that fucking Swiftcover one with the corpse of Iggy Pop and an equally GROTESQUE puppet of him.
Just CUNT OFF. You're 63 for christ's sake - I do not want to see your bare chest and scrunched up leathery face.
 
I see that "Isa Isa baby" one along with it's equally cringe-worthy sister adverts have resurfaced.

Do these people not conduct test screenings?
 
If Howard Webb does any TV advert raising "respect for refs" AKA jeallous failed footballers, then that advert I'll hate the most.
 
the Dulcoease ad.
4 women who have a vague resemblence to the Sex & the City ladies talk SHIT (literallly) :gross:
JUST FUCK OFF NOW
 
The Muller adverts which claim the company is based in Shropshire when it's actually German then burst into song with those annoying "Got my biscuits!, got my cherries!" songs.
 
Although it's realitively inoffensive in general and contains hot women, i REALLY REALLY hate the Head and Shoulders advert with the man in the shower and the women in nurses' outfits.

I just can't make out AT ALL what they're singing and it really annoys me
 
That Head and Shoulders one does my head in too.

Comparing having your hair shampooed to being caressed by Christina Aguilera - "Candy man" lookalikes is baffling.
 
CUNTS

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it's VAN GO, not VAN GOFF.

There should be introduced laws restricting the levels of cheese featured in such ads.
 
Although it's realitively inoffensive in general and contains hot women, i REALLY REALLY hate the Head and Shoulders advert with the man in the shower and the women in nurses' outfits.

I just can't make out AT ALL what they're singing and it really annoys me
The only bit I can make out is "Clean as a whistle, cool as a breeze, don't you just love moments like these?", the rest I can't even make out.
 
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Cheese is such a big thing with British adverts for some reason. I didn't see one annoying advert on American TV for starters.
 
I guess you didn't see THIS then :D

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I guess you didn't see THIS then :D

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Oh...my....God!!!!!, I can't believe people would want to buy that pointless CRAP!.
 
Ugh I'm getting annoyed by Tesco mobile right now. Yes I sort of like taking the piss about stylistically OTT mobile adverts, but that doesn't mean Tesco is any better

Their idea of "no nonsense" is just to stick some bloke with an accent in to go "oh I don't know about that, I'm just a salt-of-the-earth bloke like you". How REAL :manson:
 
KFC have adopted a similar tactic with their 'no thrills' latest meal. Most burger adverts don't use choirs, husky-voiced narrators and all that shite anyway.

OT: KFC had a competition to name their new chicken meal recently. I suggested 'The Chi-king Meal' which was rejected. They went with 'The Chicken King Meal'. Hmmmmm.
 
I'm HATING that smug Iphone 4 Advert with the man watching his wife's/girlfriend's ultrasound over the videocall feature.

IT'S A FUCKING PHONE.
 

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