ASFZen (ASFM) - The Songs

[Kate]

15. Scary Island
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Daphne Guinness
Deviant Disco



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Quite FUN, even if she sounds like she's trying to be Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

 

[Kate]

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Well it's easier than copy-paste innit

 

[HalamaK]

9. Wicker Man Punch
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Moulin Rogue
High Energy Boy



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This is great, but feel like I've heard this many times before. I just can't place it. Does it sample any other songs?

 

[Kate]

16. Mr. Noseybonk
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METTE
MUSCLE



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Well that passed me by very quickly

 

[Kate]

17. Black Swan
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Tanerélle
Let Me In



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Oh we've gone all sultry for a minute. Okay

 

[Kate]

18. Veronica Green
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Sharon Benson
I'll Always Believe In You


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What the living fuck

GET OUTTA MY PUB

 

[Kate]

Far too cheerful for Eastenders of course. Presumably someone falls off a balcony before the end. Or into that CANAL

 

[Kate]

19. Friend
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Vanity Vain
CREATURES OF THE NIGHT



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This feels like WASTED POTENTIAL.

 

[Kate]

Needs a BETTER DONK.

 

[Kate]

20. Black Mass
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Bridge City Sinners
Unholy Hymns



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Her LOOK was very promising, but then the music started. Please tell me the beat drops at some point.

 

[Kate]

It's not going to is it

GOTHIC BARDCORE basically

 

[Kate]

Ripe for a cunty remix though.

 

[Kate]

The previews for their other songs are definitely being clicked later.

Let me know if you found one that's more of a BOP!

 

[Kate]

Very strong ‘we have Lady Gaga at home’ energy coming from Eva Simons.

This.

 

[Kate]

I do like the vocodery SILLY BOY BOY BOY bit

 

[Kate]

22. Stirring It
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Iraina Mancini
Do it (You stole the rhythm)



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This sounds familiar

 

[Kate]

Love this.

I swear I know it but according to last.fm I don't! It's obviously just very nicely familiar.

Not just me then! Is it on an ADVERT or something?!

 

[TiShh]

Not just me then! Is it on an ADVERT or something?!

I've listened twice since the first time and I'm getting the familiar feeling every time. Not managed to put my finger on it at all.

 

[Kate]

Maybe it just sounds like 3 other songs somehow smooshed into one

 

[Kate]

23. Graboid
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Marta Ren
Worth It



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Enya vibes but only from her face.

 

[Kate]

Bit HONKY.

 

[Kate]

If Enya and Florence had a child.

 

[Kate]

24. I'm a mouse, duh
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Eva Santamaría
Gitana Pura



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Kind of you to split up the two Eurovisiony ones. I do like the beat on this one though.

 

[Kate]

I've always really appreciated crisp live vocals with nary a microphone in sight.

This plus the SULTRY DANCING to a WHOLLY STATIC BORED AUDIENCE is sending me tbh

 

[Kate]

Oh thank god they all got up and clapped at the end. I was fearful for the poor lady's self-esteem.

 

[Kate]

25. Hellbound: Hellraiser II
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Marti Caine
Bitch Is Love



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Oh my. She's really feeling those lyrics that she didn't write. Who hurt you, Marti

 

[Kate]

26. Three Very Spooky Girls
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Rick James
Mary Jane (Young Franco Remix)



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Thanks Rick for putting a massive spliff on the cover otherwise we'd never have known what it was about!

 

[Kate]

Quite enjoyed that.

 

[Kate]

27. Kim Petras
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Kai Bosch
Everything Is Beautiful



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Oh dear, another moustache punishable by drowning in a bath

Quite a bop though.

 

[Kate]

A few standouts and a whole lot of "OKAY"s in my notes. Might do a second listen after I have a bath. Is it too early to finish the wine I opened last night? NAH!