Blackpool Tower NOT ON FIRE

Poor Scott Benton. He’s had such a hard year already.
 
Thanks for the tag, and thanks for the question @InDie Hard It’s an absolute pleasure to be invited back to Moopy after my last successful presentation.

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So, the first thing to say is that you mustn’t think of rain (or any weather type) as a barrier to starting a fire. In this Ted Talk I will explain how… [trails off]
 
Likely: the wood or whatever flammable material it is, will burn it's self out

Hopeful: the whole thing goes up in a ball of flame representing the failure of levelling up and keeping us all entertained on this most boring of boring days.
 
Let's all gather in a praying circle and remember Blackpool's happier times
 
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OT: I went to Blackpool for a laugh a couple of years ago and ended up attending a “night of the stars” tribute night I think on the pier, where “George Michael” went off and came back on ACTUALLY BLACKED UP as Prince to monumental cheers from the mostly pensioner audience.
 
They said Blackpool couldn't become more of a dive. They were wrong.
 
Ag to apologise for all the distress we’ve suffered over the last 90 minutes.
 
Well if I wanted a feelgood story to end the year, this may be it.

Let's hope some fucker doesn't torch it for real tonight.
 
Something like the tower catching fire feels like a story for this listless time of year too - the randomness of it all.
 

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