Can we talk about how much Serbia have DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL THIS YEAR?

[Penelope]

The NATION that gave us LOCO LOCO

The NATION that gave us KONSTRAKTA

The NATION that gave us LUKE BLACK

What the FUCK is the shit they're sending THIS YEAR?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The NATION that gave us LOCO LOCO

The NATION that gave us KONSTRAKTA

The NATION that gave us LUKE BLACK

 

[Dark Carnival]

So, yes, obviously they’re sending a piece of shit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

You know this sultry gem was there just waiting to be picked!

 

[Soldi]

I mean a mid Serbian entry could potentially mean more 12s for Croatia

 

[Dark Carnival]

I might have had a few too many rosés ce soir, but Lena is hitting the right bottons

 

[Dark Carnival]

I mean a mid Serbian entry could potentially mean more 12s for Croatia

Can you take this wickedness elsewhere please?

 

[Soldi]

Can you take this wickedness elsewhere please?

Sweetie Zagreb is more affordable for the eurogays than Zurich!

 

[Kratz]

Sweetie Zagreb is more affordable for the eurogays than Zurich!

So is GROZNY doesn’t mean I want to go there.

 

[Lucille]

You know this sultry gem was there just waiting to be picked!

Desperately need the ‘gets 2% more sultry every time she SHIMMYS her SHOULDERS’ version.

 

[Jacques]

Serbia want to give Bambie Thug a chance and we should be grateful

 

[Velvet Skies]

I really like Ramonda, it's moody, well-sung and somewhat emotional.
Is it as iconic as its predecessors? No.
Would I throw it under the bus to ensure that another borderline act (Slovenia) qualifies? Absolutely.
I would even be willing to sacrify it to ensure Bambie Thug's success, because Ireland going through would make more sense in the grand scheme of things.
But I still think it's a lovely song

 

[IntoTheDark]

Would you have rathered the other option, the nationalist anthem that would have caused a DIPLOMATIC CRISIS?

 

[Penelope]

I'd have RATHER KONSTRAKTA!

 

[Dark Carnival]