Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Halli]

She could always lock herself in Adele's car and demand the unreleased songs about being a mother. Singer/Songwriter Geru would have to add her own lyrics though. She doesn't mind doing a fun cover4gays like IRM, but she's an artiste. Marianne Faithfull with the vox, some would say.

 

[Sheena]

You have to wonder how DELUDED these stars are. I mean, WHO IN THE WORLD is going to want a new Geri Halliwell album in 2016 or beyond?

 

[Halli]

I think she just actually likes writing and making music. Her third album was called 'PASHUN!' after all

Its not like money or time is an obstacle for her.

 

[Sheena]

I think she just actually likes writing and making music. Her third album was called 'PASHUN!' after all

Its not like money or time is an obstacle for her.

Y'know, but that's kind of my point. I'm sure the likes of TANITA TIKARAM are still making albums that no one cares about, but they feel they are pursuing their art. Geri Halliwell's basis for living is being in the spotlight, which is an entirely different thing. And let's face it, it's FAR FROM ART

 

[Pipo]

You have to wonder how DELUDED these stars are. I mean, WHO IN THE WORLD is going to want a new Geri Halliwell album in 2016 or beyond?

I think the same might apply to any of them, the other 4 seem to be aware of this.
MENLY take note!

 

[Sheena]

I think the same might apply to any of them, the other 4 seem to be aware of this.
MENLY take note!

Menly is an interesting one though. She's the worst offender of the lot because she DOES think her music is HIGH ART (Note: it's not- it's fucking shit) but that's why she makes it. I don't think she believes she's on her way to a hit or to anything other than satisfying her creative urge, which I don't believe AT ALL from Geri...

 

[RS]

Sheena is so right (sometimes).

 

[Zu]

at the mere concept of any of Mel C's thoroughly mediocre, middle of the road tat being considered HIGH ART!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Menly is an interesting one though. She's the worst offender of the lot because she DOES think her music is HIGH ART (Note: it's not- it's fucking shit) but that's why she makes it. I don't think she believes she's on her way to a hit or to anything other than satisfying her creative urge, which I don't believe AT ALL from Geri...

I genuinely don't think she thinks what she does is HIGH ART, she's already said it's pop music and it's not pretending to be anything else.

 

[VoR]

I hate the snobbery directed at the girls on here. Why the fuck shouldn't they keep recording if they have the means and desire? Let's face it, even on her worst day there's more people out there who'd like to hear a new Geri LP than Tanita Tikaram's latest lesbian musings.

I doubt certain people would be so dismissive of the prospect of a new Dannii or Bananarama album, and let's face it they're about equally commercially viable.

 

[straightorbroken]

At the very least, her efforts are compelling and there's no way I'd ever say no to a Geru album whatever the genre she's humiliating herself with. She'll always be in the trail of Love Never Loved Me, but at her core she strays the least from the actual Spice Girls template.

 

[Halli]

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2.50secs - 'Make some music and stop baking cakes'

 

[Christian]

AW, I do love me some GERI

 

[straightorbroken]

And who doesn't love themselves some Ryland?

I did not realize that was Alan Cumming until the end.

 

[VoR]

Rewatching Drag Race, I totally forgot this classic Mel B shade towards Geri.

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[straightorbroken]

The Mel B and Geru dynamic is something else.

 

[Zu]

The combination of the facial expression and the way she says "Geri"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Beh is really my QUEEN at the moment

 

[Halli]

FORGET GEM

FORGET H & CLAIRE

It's Ronnie and Geru

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[straightorbroken]

Sandi Thom is going to have a nervous breakdown.

 

[Halli]

Now THIS is how you do 7 months pregnant @ 44

God Bless Queen Geru Halwell

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[Halli]

Oh Gawd

Don't let a pregnant Geru pick up an award for Adele

Slightly OT: I hate that spastic bbc extra presenter thing Gemma Cairney. Most annoying person ever

Geru looks good tho

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[Halli]

The look that Geru gives when she's wrapped up seven copies of her autobiography for Bluey-Madge

 

[Dark Carnival]

Doing everything to hide most of Blue Bell Marge so she doesn't steal the spotlight

 

[Halli]

This is proper amusing me

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[Phoenix]

 

[GNL]

Welcome to the world Chrysanthemum George Michael Horner.

 

[Zu]

Born ALREADY? That'd better not mean the threat of a GEMB RETURN given that she'll probably give it to Bluebell to breastfeed

 

[Halli]

Christian strikes me as quite traditional, not sure we can hope for a name as bonkers as Bluebell Madonna for this boy. Nice she's got one of each sex

 

[Halli]

The baby is called

Montague George Hector Horner

blimey

 

[Zu]

MONTAGUE?

 

[Zu]

MONTY in other words :grim:

 

[RS]

Christian strikes me as quite traditional, not sure we can hope for a name as bonkers as Bluebell Madonna for this boy.

The baby is called Montague George Hector Horner

 

[lolly]

I wonder if she'd have gone for George anyway?

 

[Zu]

I wonder if she'd have gone for George anyway?

Probably not. She's probably hoping that it'll mystically bestow talent upon dear little Monty, conveniently forgetting that it's only TALANT that runs in THOSE genes

And HECTOR?

 

[Zu]

"Mummy, shall I make a drink for Monty?"

*weed killer mysteriously appears to have gone missing*

 

[Mel]

Was she only pregnant for 2 months or has time just gone really quickly?

 

[lolly]

Was she only pregnant for 2 months or has time just gone really quickly?

I think Janft took six of her pregnancy months

 

[Dark Carnival]

Congratulations Geru Hallwell

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lolz at Montague