Constantly Honking Thursday

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Live by the sea, they said!
You’ll love the view, they said!!

THEY DIDN’T WARN YOU ABOUT TWO NIGHTS OF CONSISTENT FUCKING FOGHORNS IN A ROW, though, DID THEY?!!!!!!??

Absolutely shattered and running on fumes after two nights of about 3 hours sleep.

MORNING. :evil:
 
Oh and said “view” with and without fog, both from the balcony, just for comparison purposes:

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:D

CAN WINTER FUCK OFF NOW, PLEASE?
 
Live by the sea, they said!
You’ll love the view, they said!!

THEY DIDN’T WARN YOU ABOUT TWO NIGHTS OF CONSISTENT FUCKING FOGHORNS IN A ROW, though, DID THEY?!!!!!!??

Absolutely shattered and running on fumes after two nights of about 3 hours sleep.

MORNING. :evil:
:D ha same, very annoying. Luckily ear plugs block a lot of it out for me.
 
I started my day with THE FUZZ at the door.

"Sorry to bother you sir..."
":angry:"
"We're looking for (insert name)"
"There's no-one here of that name, sorry"
"We believe he lives in this block, can I show you a photo?"
"*visibly shrugs, looks at photo, he's no Luigi and looks like he's been in a fight* - I don't recognise him, sorry"
"OK, thanks for your help"
"*nods, smiles thinnest possible smile, closes door*"

About two minutes later, they try the flat opposite again and this time, someone answers the door and duly throws the chap straight under the bus. After raised voices and general accusations of wrongdoing on both sides, he's led away, cuffed.

FUN.
 
I started my day with THE FUZZ at the door.

"Sorry to bother you sir..."
":angry:"
"We're looking for (insert name)"
"There's no-one here of that name, sorry"
"We believe he lives in this block, can I show you a photo?"
"*visibly shrugs, looks at photo, he's no Luigi and looks like he's been in a fight* - I don't recognise him, sorry"
"OK, thanks for your help"
"*nods, smiles thinnest possible smile, closes door*"

About two minutes later, they try the flat opposite again and this time, someone answers the door and duly throws the chap straight under the bus. After raised voices and general accusations of wrongdoing on both sides, he's led away, cuffed.

FUN.
I hope you are spray painting GRASS over your neighbours door right now
 
I mean, I didn't recognise the guy but if I had, I still wouldn't have recognised the guy, y'knaa?
 
I’m taking my Jeep in tomorrow to get the radio fixed and the dealership is already calling me with AMAZING OFFERS FOR A NEW CAR. I’m like no I just need the radio looked at.
 

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