Dancing On Ice 2025

I HATE Ferne McCann.
I'm not entirely sure I know who she is. I know the name, as it seems to have been around reality TV forever. But I don't think I'd recognise the face or know exactly what she has been on.
 
I'm not entirely sure I know who she is. I know the name, as it seems to have been around reality TV forever. But I don't think I'd recognise the face or know exactly what she has been on.

She was on TOWIE years ago when I watched and she was such a horrible person, then ITV seemed to try and style her as MOTHER OF THE YEAR after she had her kids and gave her an ITVBe reality show that I assume was a success as she done it for many years. Of course phone recordings were released of her being vile regarding others including a burns victim.
 
Michaela Strachan feels like she could have been a vintage Strictly contestant, but I doubt the rest will have the BBC pining

There's nobody I want to see, so I'm hopeful of avoiding it entirely this time around. Getting hooked on this year's series felt like a 2024 personal low point, in a year where I have not exactly basked in dignity
 
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Yes Strictly surely would have taken Michaela, and I would have liked Charlie, the Xmas special she did was ages ago. Otherwise... no.

And I get that they must want to make some attempt to look different to Strictly but their graphics for the reveals are so ugly.
 
I was just thinking the same

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Final contestant confirmed today was Dame Sarah Storey, which is quite a high brow name I thought wouldn't touch this with a barge pole. I guess she adds some quality to the group.

 
Oh yes, she's a classy name for this tat.

A bit boring though. They should have gone for that Olympian equestrian lady who got DQ'd after beating the shit out of her horse
 
WHY CAN'T I TEAR MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL, AWFUL SHOW? :zombie:
 
Same :(

Well I've mostly had it on in the background, because there's nobody I want to fuck in it this year, so I hope its hold is loosening on me.

It has somehow got even more low rent? I remain furious that Michaela Strachan isn't doing Strictly; she would be a golden contestant
 
The intro and then first post skate bits were especially chaotic.

You would have thought that they would have asked Michaela Strachan at some point in the last twenty years to do Strictly, and based on that skate she would probably been great. Oh well.
 
Is Sylvain Longchambon out of it now, then? I've never really had a fisting fantasy, but I think I could make one work if he was in it.
 
Is Sylvain Longchambon out of it now, then? I've never really had a fisting fantasy, but I think I could make one work if he was in it.
He IS out of it, with Dame Sarah gone. It'll cost them viewers not to have made one of the less fit male pros STEP ASIDE so he could still dance weekly
 
And at least on the week when Strictly aren't kicking anyone out they don't have half an hour of filler when the competitive skating has finished.

No offence to Torvill and Dean but their good times ground to a halt a while ago.
 
He IS out of it, with Dame Sarah gone. It'll cost them viewers not to have made one of the less fit male pros STEP ASIDE so he could still dance weekly

They normally have spare second string celebs. More budget cuts then.
 
Yes, even as someone old enough to remember it (and it was a huge moment), it's getting increasingly hard to give a shit about their bloody Bolero. Christ knows how people much younger than me are supposed to give a shit.
 
Tonight definitely felt gave a last ever series vibe.

The whooping and cheering from the audience was annoying. Anton was the surprise of the night.
 
Already heard more from Mollie in her intro VT than for the whole of Traitors series 2.
 
The bleached Canadian homosexual paired with Charlie Brooks sounds like he is strangely overqualified for this show.

I thought Charlie wasn't great but the judges scored fairly generously.
 
I thought Charlie wasn't great but the judges scored fairly generously.

It felt very 'let's give a very middle of the road score to the first skater and judge the others against her' to me.

Which wouldn't necessarily have been a bad thing, but for the fact that we've had half of them last week already, and her scores felt very generous indeed compared to those who got similar scores then.
 
No idea who this TOWIE man is, but he can pull off white tights like few others.
 
I agree the white tights were a success.

Ashley Banjo talking about 'remembering' the bolero... I suppose he can't avoid it on this show.
 
I know it's not a revelation that Stephen Mulhern is a bad presenter, but I must take a moment to remark just how AWFUL he is on this show. It's a whole new level of bad. I cannot fathom anyone enjoying his laboured unfunny jokes.

Schofield might have fucked a barely legal runner or two, but at least he just benignly read the autocue.
 

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