Ed Sheeran - Azizam

[VoR]

I'm genuinely quite horrified at the ORWELLIAN tactics being engaged to force the British public to make this song a hit.

Is Ed Sheeran the deep state?

 

[Shoat]

I had the same evil Spotify Payola auto-playing this after my actual playlist (featuring ZERO Sheeran or Sheeran-adjacents so no blaming algorithms) finished today

If it happens a second time, I am deleting the app and consuming music exclusively via blowing into empty wine bottles

 

[Shoat]

He's managed a second week in the top 3

I don't think we're free after all

The evil payola is working

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

so that's what those annoying tweets with old pics from Taylor Swift and One Direction are about

 

[PercyPig]

Even more saccharine than anyone could have even feared.

So cliched AI can absolutely write this

 

[passthatdutch]

I think he's out done himself with how terrible this one is

 

[Shoat]

Inevitable

He tried a less cynical approach last album with the folksy "Autumn Variations" and scored ZERO hit singles

This AI playlist bait meanwhile is on its fourth week in the top 5

He's never going heartfelt ever again

 

[POP!]

The new one’s first day on Spotify:

#54 Global - 2,022,743
#70 US - 499,171
#33 UK - 177,719