ESC 250 - 2024

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I have stuff to do today

Cancel your plans! Quit your job! Dump your boyfriend!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Praying for Sam Teen.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not the first word I hear being BALLAD

 

[ButterTart]

Proud remains the stagnant juice seeping from the One Stop value range bin liner of Eurovision.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

BEBJA!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

@Kratz Blanka coming in HOT at 248!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Eurgh it’s such a BOP! How did I ever DOUBT IT?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Has FERDERALISATION ever SOUNDED SO GOOD?

 

[ButterTart]

Insieme was certainly a thing that once happened. I’ve no idea how you’d apply more descriptive prose to it.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Maybe I have gone insane, but Insieme just sounded good for the first time ever.

 

[ButterTart]

Thread is now live, don’t say ‘2024’ or ‘bop’.

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe I have gone insane, but Insieme just sounded good for the first time ever.

Someone’s had an early start on the Babycham.

 

[ButterTart]

I have no memory of this song at all. Where/when is it from?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

PORTUGAL 2007 apparently!

 

[ButterTart]

GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! Can’t you see? I am David Gest tonight.

First proper banger of the countdown.

 

[ButterTart]

PORTUGAL 2007 apparently!

Will their evil never end?

 

[ButterTart]

Slovenia Aguilera

 

[dzjermlaw]

‘No One’ really is properly fantastic. Only partially on account of her dress.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Too early for such Ryan based EXCITEMENT

 

[ButterTart]

Jitty Door is one I know SHOULD be a banger but I just forget all about it the second it ends.

 

[ButterTart]

Dschingis Khan

 

[dzjermlaw]

PHONEY M

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Now this SLAPS!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The acceptable face of blackface.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Let’s be honest, this section of the countdown, when a song can get in thanks to the actions of half a dozen mad bastards, is much more fun than the end, where it’s all the usual suspects plus some stupidly high songs from the previous year.

 

[ButterTart]

I have no recollection of this one, nor should I.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What the fuck is this doing here before sunset?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

EUROPE!

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, this one fell from grace quickly.

 

[dzjermlaw]

What the fuck is this doing here before sunset?

If it wasn’t on this early, they wouldn’t be able to fit in her ‘big note’ before midnight.

 

[ADONK5]

Jesus, this one fell from grace quickly.

grace?!!

 

[ADONK5]

How did MONICA ASPELUND win the debut edition of this?

I think there were only about 10 voters or something.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I hope we’re all doing the scintillating choreography to this.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I hope we’re all doing the scintillating choreography to this.

Just dropped my microphone specially!

 

[ButterTart]

The longest note in any song in history, clocking in at just under sixteen minutes.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Remember when she missed the 12 points she bought because she was off doing gear in the toilet?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Justice for this CHUBBY FUNSTER!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This really was too good for the peasants of Europe.