ESC 250 - 2024

[Penelope]

US Billboard Hot 100 #9 hit ERES TU

 

[ButterTart]

I’m sorry but Eres Tu landing outside of the top 50 just proves young people should be shot.

 

[Penelope]

Was that some kind of demo version?

I didn't clock it, but inevitably so - I get the sense that the queen that compiles the playlists for these has ALL the original mp3s from national final season

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1, 2, girls come on!

Oh I do hope we hear Hurricane soon! It will be the perfect antidote to this OLD TUUT

 

[Penelope]

Oh I do hope we hear Hurricane soon! It will be the perfect antidote to this OLD TUUT

Don't make me post their SCINTILLATING rooftop performance YOUNG MAN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What on earth?

 

[Penelope]

Pissing myself at IN TOO DEEP outpeaking celebrated classic Eres Tu! HOMOSEXUALITY

 

[dmlaw]

In many respects, Serbians are very nearly as unhinged as the Spanish.

 

[VoR]

Are the Serbian fans STILL salty about this Katy Perry album track failing to qualify nearly a decade ago?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I literally have no memory of this!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are the Serbian fans STILL salty about this Katy Perry album track failing to qualify nearly a decade ago?

She wishes she had songs this good these days

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUEEN!

 

[Penelope]

All rise for the NATIONAL ANTHEM OF HOMOSEXUALITY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear, I fear for the sanity of the longe at this low placing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear, I fear for the sanity of the longe at this low placing.

What the fuck happened to bloc Israeli voting?? Evil + lacking in taste!

 

[Lucille]

Oh dear, I fear for the sanity of the longe at this low placing.

Putting my LGBTQIA+ PRIDE PROGRESS FLAG at HALF MAST.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the fuck happened to bloc Israeli voting?? Evil + lacking in taste!

If Golden Boy does well then it won't be all bad.

 

[Lucille]

I really is like getting fucked in the ass!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

God I’d love to smoke a CIGARETTE right now.

 

[Penelope]

Diva is only down a little bit this year compared to usual. Judging by the other songs that had charted usually by this point in previous years being MIA so far, I think most of the Israeli entries have lost their casual votes and most of the bloc vote focus has probably gone on Hurricane.

 

[VoR]

Just looked up what Patricia Kaas has been up to lately and it seems to have been almost a decade since she released anything at all. A truly ELUSIVE CHANTEUSE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TOO LOW!

 

[VoR]

Just genuinely LOL'd at the hard cut from Patricia to THIS

 

[Lucille]

Just looked up what Patricia Kaas has been up to lately and it seems to have been almost a decade since she released anything at all. A truly ELUSIVE CHANTEUSE

Locked in her apartment staring bitterly into a mug of red wine one hopes

 

[ButterTart]

What in the risen fuck is this one?

 

[VoR]

OH. MY. GOD!

 

[Penelope]

JUSTICE FOR LA COCO DANSE... JUSTICE FOR VOR!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Alex]

Yay COCO DANCE !

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How delightfully UNHINGED

 

[dmlaw]

Coco Danse appearing to celebrate the return of Monaco to the 2025 contest. Unless that wretched @VoR has lied to me again.

 

[VoR]

Someone email TVMONACO or whatever they're calling themselves this week.

The fandom DEMANDS their return!

 

[Lucille]

Popping my PUSSY to this in the kitchen!

 

[ButterTart]

! La Coco Dance?!

 

[Madison]

Did Moopy secretly rig this?

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

What a triumphant run of glorious nonsense

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely lost it at the spoken word "COCO DANSE!" outro

 

[VoR]

Jag är FÅNGAD av en COCONUT