ESC 250 - 2024

[ButterTart]

There it is!

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I was prepared to let it pass without comment but I was bidden to defend myself.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who sat down and thought this was worthy of their top ten!?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is absolutely fucking delightful.

 

[ButterTart]

Now known as Turkey but spelt wrong.

The Principality of Bernyrd Matthewes, I believe

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The second great winner.

 

[ButterTart]

Pumpkin De Cire Pumpkin De Son

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck, I love this but it has no business this high up

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

A very ACCOMPLISHED entry but I’m baffled by it being anywhere in this countdown.

 

[Madison]

It would be easier to try changing your bedcovers first, certainly before changing jobs.

In fact, I’m pretty sure you’re meant to change your bedcovers regularly.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

In fact, I’m pretty sure you’re meant to change your bedcovers regularly.

Especially if you're also changing lovers

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

TOO FUCKING LOW EUROPE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Tits at the ready!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

*gay coma*

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

TOPS OFF, TITS OUT, IVI UP!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

My first vote.

TOO LOW

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Should be number 1!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Tits at the ready!

I'm borrowing my neighbours tits as well, two just don't do this song justice

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

*flails arms*

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Should be number 1!

FOREVER!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

My pussy is genuinely AFLAME!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[ButterTart]

La La Love is both a celebration of - and major cause of - the clap and must be treasured forever.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I strongly suspect Salome has missed and I've not heard Terminal 3.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

My pussy is genuinely AFLAME!

CHARRED!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Love that even though Euphoria steamrollered this in the results, the SWEDES THEMSELVES recognised greatness when they saw it and promptly made it a chart hit

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

HEY! HEY! HEYYY!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Never has so little effort and ability been used to such tremendous effect

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Is this Cyprus’s greatest entry? Is this Europe’s greatest entry?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Sorry loves, I love this!

 

[ButterTart]

A correct answer for Italy.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Sorry loves, I love this!

You poor thing I'm so sorry.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oltre tutto! Oltre la gente!

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry loves, I love this!

It’s genuinely excellent

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s fun! I like the beat!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Now THIS is Italian excellence

 

[TiShh]

Oh good, Italy doing it RIGHT

 

[dzjermlaw]

Now THIS is Italian excellence

I didn’t like the way he danced on stage with Robbie Williams.

 

[ButterTart]

TWO correct answers in a row! That edit was senseless butchery though.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is a really good pop song by a handsome Prince. Shame about the gorilla and hideous staging.