ESC 250 - 2024

[dzjermlaw]

HELLO?

I still want an official emoji of Luke with the lobster. Starting to give up hope.

 

[VoR]

People really had strong feelings for this by the end of 2024?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Remember, this is apparently better than all Carola and Charlotte Perrelli songs...

 

[ButterTart]

Excellent. Well done to the class of 2024, no more of you will be counted from this point on.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It absolutely fucking hits.

 

[dzjermlaw]

If the one 2024 finalist which doesn’t get in turns out to be Norway then I will RIOT.

 

[VoR]

Should've been CAZZI

 

[VoR]

YES HELENA

 

[dzjermlaw]

It was nice of them to play that Faithless song to break up the Eurovision entries but we should probably get on.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Such a sexy, SULTRY hit

 

[VoR]

"That's NOT the girl..."

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Not this LIFELESS MIX of Every Way That I Can!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I CRY

I DIE

 

[dzjermlaw]

Time for the ESC250 annual weird remix of ‘Every Way That I Can’.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Sad that CHAINS ON YOU no longer makes the top 250.

 

[VoR]

The un-remixed version of Everyway That I Can?

I know the host clearly likes to show off his collection of deep cut MP3s almost as much as he enjoys wanging on about JIM, but COME ON!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh thank Christ Big Sam made it.

 

[Marina Salty]

Awww Buttertart's favourite

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The last UK top 5 for another decade, no doubt.

 

[VoR]

More likely to happen in 2026 or 2027, but I do think there's a non-zero percent change that the BBC pull the trigger on bringing Sam back this year.

 

[dzjermlaw]

More likely to happen in 2026 or 2027, but I do think there's a non-zero percent change that the BBC pull the trigger on bringing Sam back this year.

After inspecting which singers seem to do anything which the BBC ask of them, we could do worse than asking Tom Grennan to give Eurovision a go.

 

[VoR]

After inspecting which singers seem to do anything which the BBC ask of them, we could do worse than asking Tom Grennan to give Eurovision a go.

Lionheart would genuinely have been a FANTASTIC home turf victory lap entry in 2023.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oooooooh THIS DIVA!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I would...not have expected this Brunette toss to stay so high in 2024.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

GO OFF BRUNETTE!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

HATE THIS SHIT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who the hell is voting for this!?

I love them for it, but REALLY?

 

[dzjermlaw]

This is a harsh little section of the countdown.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

God this still hits

I give it THREE YEARS until one of them's back.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[dzjermlaw]

I mean, who has ‘Who The Hell Is Edgar’ in their top 10 Eurovision songs ever and is there anything that can be done for them?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I mean, who has ‘Who The Hell Is Edgar’ in their top 10 Eurovision songs ever and is there anything that can be done for them?

CELEBRATE THEM FOR THEIR TASTE!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I mean, who has ‘Who The Hell Is Edgar’ in their top 10 Eurovision songs ever and is there anything that can be done for them?

Squid Games

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Play the DRUNK REPRISE you COWARDS

 

[ADONK5]

Justice for Run to the Hills

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Quite the meaty fall for Queen of Kings - down from #16 to #55

 

[dzjermlaw]

Oh, we’re back.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Her best performance of this was half-cut at the end of MGP.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

BREAK THEIR FUCKING CHAINS