Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[ManicKangaroo]

How bad was the original demo if this was the improvement

 

[lolly]

Well I'd like it in the final, if not necessarily for the right reasons.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Austria just as big as a reaction as Ukraine here

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Kelly sisters now

 

[RS]

”She’s an inspiration to everyone who wants to sing but can’t”

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

That note was a right treat!

 

[ButterTart]

How bad was the original demo if this was the improvement

Sinitta

 

[dzjermlaw]

Acapella mix now please.

I’m hoping for a candlelight version where LUMIX takes on the vocal himself.

 

[Beverley]

How's the vibe out there bbz?

Ms Bev reporting on the ground: mood is muted and popping only with the uptempos. More as I see it

 

[KNT]

Her hype guy also quite fit.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

EUROVISION HAS WOKEN UP!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Jesus wept I forgot we had Iceland still yet to assail us.

 

[Beverley]

loving this piece of silver linings-realness

 

[straightorbroken]

Sarah Paulson look-a-like alert.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Iceland is pretty cute.

 

[dzjermlaw]

EUROVISION HAS WOKEN UP!

Eurovision has gone back to sleep.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

very pretty

 

[Mother Superior]

This will do well, mark my (often wrong) words

 

[ManicKangaroo]

It's all just so depressing. I don't think I can pick 10

 

[Ellie]

Sarah Paulson look-a-like alert.

With Isla Fisher

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Hope all the Moopy gays attending tonight will get a refund.

 

[ButterTart]

Jim Corr on drums there.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is this Icelandic for Stand By Your Viking? Quite nice, but I'd amp up the eerie Enya vibes.

 

[Music]

Three girl bands in one semi on paper sounds like moopy’s wet dream but the reality is a shart

 

[dzjermlaw]

At least we won’t end up with them following Iceland with a song about a suicide pact or something ridiculous like that.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

 

[RS]

This is quite lovely too.

 

[straightorbroken]

With Isla Fisher

And the lead a bit like her from Kosheen.

 

[Bypass]

Ooh they sound really good.....maybe this is sneaking through?

*comes 18th in semi final*

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Ok Iceland is my favourite tonight, beautiful !

 

[KNT]

They're not TECHNICALLY sisters really but they were manufactured in the same lab from DNA stolen from Fleetwood Mac.

 

[Samuel]

I suspect this is what Caracola would have ended up like after a gap year in Peru and a Cornelia Jakobs glow up.

 

[lolly]

I'd like this piped into the room as I drift off to death

 

[ButterTart]

In fairness this is the best of the Lithuania/Portugal/Iceland axis of evil.

 

[FetchFugly]

This is quite nice.

The choreographed turns to camera give a culty vibe.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

of course Greece gets a temple postcard

 

[lolly]

O Superman

 

[dzjermlaw]

Hope all the Moopy gays attending tonight will get a refund.

I hope they get forced to attend an after party, which is just another play through of all the songs.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

love how Amanda was born in Norway, lived in Norway most of her life and the song is written by Norwegians and they've tacked her middle Greek name in as to INSIST UPON her link to Greece.

 

[lolly]

She looks like a child going to school in a cheap Disney Princess outfit