Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

What an AWFUL SHOW.

Looking forward to the rest of the week girls

 

[Lucille]

I watched the Albanian performance only now and they showed Kala clapping after it.

Is that why she didn’t get through?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Is that why she didn’t get through?

THE KURSE OF KALA

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Poor Croatia though. Imagine being in the white girl soy latte gang and being the only one not to qualify

she shouldn't have been so invested in trying to out-beige them all, to the extent people mistook her for cardboard.

 

[Penelope]

Press conference starting!

 

[win_the_game]

Switzerland: I had to hold back and not show off my voice.

 

[Marina Salty]

Switzerland is cringe

 

[Alias #23]

Let Rylan present the semis on his own next year please. We DON’T need Scott Mills there

 

[Penelope]

Switzerland FIRST HALF

 

[OutSynk]

Switzerland is cringe

An understatement.

 

[Soldi]

Switzerland FIRST HALF

DEATH SLOT PLEASE

 

[Penelope]

Switzerland FIRST HALF
Armenia FIRST HALF

 

[Marina Salty]

Poor Rosa Linn got 1st half too, but on the other hand if she's after Switzerland it'll be a huge bonus

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Armenia 1st half

 

[win_the_game]

All beige entries to draw first half and we get the opening run from hell.

THE TAROT CARDS NEVER LIE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The eye brows on Iceland.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Aww at Iceland being so super pro trans.

 

[Alias #23]

Norway to hopefully draw first half when it comes round to them and be put on FIRST

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Norway to hopefully draw first half when it comes round to them and be put on FIRST

GET THAT SHIT OUT THE WAY!

 

[Beverley]

Met Kala yesterday. She says hi and that you cunts ruined her life.

 

[Penelope]

Switzerland FIRST HALF
Armenia FIRST HALF
Iceland SECOND HALF

 

[AGinAg (38)]

DAME MONIKA on now!

 

[COB]

Kala shouted at me from a moving taxi ten minutes ago

 

[dmlaw]

Met Kala yesterday. She says hi and that you cunts ruined her life.

When is she planning her glorious return?

 

[Penelope]

HA at Monika straight up saying "NO" to an aside about doing American Song Contest

 

[AGinAg (38)]

DAME MONIKA on now!

Maybe you'll join American Song Contest

NO

 

[dmlaw]

Kala shouted at me from a moving taxi ten minutes ago

I’m just glad you managed to dive out of the way.

 

[ButterTart]

Kala shouted at me from a moving taxi ten minutes ago

The lengths that boy will go to just to drop a name.

 

[Penelope]

Switzerland FIRST HALF
Armenia FIRST HALF
Iceland SECOND HALF
Lithuania SECOND HALF

 

[Alias #23]

CAN I GO NOW

 

[ButterTart]

Iceland SECOND HALF
Lithuania SECOND HALF

Splendid. Two slices of whitebread with Sam nestled between.

 

[Marina Salty]

It's working keep rolling loves

 

[Penelope]

Switzerland FIRST HALF
Armenia FIRST HALF
Iceland SECOND HALF
Lithuania SECOND HALF
Portugal FIRST HALF

 

[ButterTart]

Switzerland FIRST HALF
Armenia FIRST HALF
Iceland SECOND HALF
Lithuania SECOND HALF
Portugal FIRST HALF

Switzerland, Portugal, Germany, Italy... what a desolate hellscape the first half is shaping up to be.

 

[Beverley]

When is she planning her glorious return?

Sooner than you think

 

[Lucille]

Looking back I think this is my favourite perf of the night, everything is so effortless, compared to everyone else who looked like they were having an AWFUL TIME!

 

[ButterTart]

Sooner than you think

OMG is Kala signing up for Worldvision?

 

[Beverley]

OMG is Kala signing up for Worldvision?

OMG ILL MAKE HER


SO I DONT HAVE TO!

 

[Marina Salty]

Looking back I think this is my favourite perf of the night, everything is so effortless, compared to everyone else who looked like they were having an AWFUL TIME!

I think personality-wise she's the coolest person in the contest.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG ILL MAKE HER


SO I DONT HAVE TO!

So you're saying if Kala doesn't sign up, you will? Win-win!