Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[win_the_game]

Why do they keep showing shots of the audience in PITCH BLACK?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

How does Sam Ryder get his big scaffolding on stage?

Up his arse

 

[FetchFugly]

The camera catching the piano being wheeled on!

 

[RS]

Will this music be on Spotify?

 

[Mother Superior]

SUSPIRIA!

 

[KNT]

My top ten are Portugal, Greece, Lithuania, Austria, Denmark, Netherlands, Iceland, Croatia, Latvia and Moldova.

Big NAME A MAN, ANY MAN energy.

 

[Nancy]

That sounded like Children.

 

[dzjermlaw]

If you’re going to act like you might play Robert Miles, just play Robert Miles.

 

[Ellie]

Bring in some Black Box please

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Given she was an interval act in A CROATIAN NATIONAL FINAL, I'm sure Spagna would've taken the call if THEY ASKED

 

[straightorbroken]

Just bring them out!

 

[Nancy]

Oh, they're all famous dance songs!

 

[straightorbroken]

How they are going to segue into Uh La La La out of this I've no idea.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Benny Benassi to replace all of the songs in the final.

 

[KNT]

Fuming they missed a chance to pay tribute to CAMP ITALO DISCO.

 

[win_the_game]

Can't they just give us a medley from OLGA DE SOUZA?

 

[FetchFugly]

I forgot that Sophie (and the Giants) were randomly on this!

 

[Ellie]

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

 

[lolly]

Who let Alice Levine in?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Best bit of the night!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

omg it's Cathy Dennis(?)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

send this girl next year Italy

 

[Beverley]

How does Sam Ryder get his big scaffolding on stage?

There’s a secret passage

 

[straightorbroken]

The little trinkets of Robert Miles was nice though.

 

[dzjermlaw]

There’s a secret passage

That is a horrible and misleading thing to say about Soldi.

 

[straightorbroken]

WHO?

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Who?

 

[COB]

Madonna - Celebration (Benny Benassi mix) still OUT NOW.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

My votes (grudgingly) go to

Croatia
Lithuania
Albania
Denmark
Austria
Norway
Latvia
Slovenia
Armenia
Moldova

 

[KNT]

The little trinkets of Robert Miles was nice though.

RIP Bob Kilometer

 

[dzjermlaw]

One dude clapping.

 

[Christian]

This show is COMATOSE

 

[win_the_game]

WHO?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

That's it KEEP CLAPPING!

 

[Beverley]

How was the camera work ladies?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Should’ve got some SKAG in for tonight.

 

[lolly]

How come him on the left hasn't had a costume change?

 

[Beverley]

Curious if there were camera duds

 

[wendy the Go_At]

RYLAN JUMPSCARE

 

[KNT]

'Italian superstar with a blonde bob haircut'

Omg Lady Gaga!