Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[win_the_game]

These visuals.

 

[funky]

Huge reaction to Sam on Facebook, More so than Sweden.

I don’t know whether it’s bias but the U.K. song was so much bigger than Sweden’s.

 

[straightorbroken]

I preferred the song that came 3rd in the Polish heats.

 

[Ellie]

I like the song but JAYSUS at the light and camera work.

 

[Beverley]

Overeggy pudding this one

 

[win_the_game]

I think Sam has killed Poland stone dead.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Why are the dancers dressed as Sackboy from Littlebigplanet?

 

[funky]

Oh he’s quite handsome isn’t he.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Love IS a losing game, isn’t it, Ochman?

 

[Rita]

Overshadowed by SAM RYDVoR.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Loving seeing people’s phones!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Um ok bye!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I LIKE POLAND OMG??

 

[win_the_game]

Just say THANK YOU hun

 

[dzjermlaw]

Stop padding your bit, Poland.

 

[straightorbroken]

He has a Hurts vibe (and I hope it would )

 

[Marina Salty]

Hideous effects but who cares, that was ace

 

[ZZ]

What did Polish singing builder say at the end of his song?

 

[Alias #23]

I think Sam has killed Poland stone dead.

ENTIRELY! I was a bit worried about the sandwiching but it’s coming across as totally surplus to requirements

 

[straightorbroken]

No THIS is the moment.

 

[Rita]

Is that bowl incase she gets CAUGHT SHORT?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

WTF

 

[ButterTart]

Poland just sounds a bit nothing compared to Big Sam.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

What is happening?

 

[dzjermlaw]

I don’t get this Serbia song. It’s like if Conan Osiris had some borderline acceptable beats.

 

[Rita]

How QUEER.

 

[COB]

 

[Rita]

Is this covid adjacent?

 

[win_the_game]

Gregorian monk on the right is

 

[straightorbroken]

They should have made the lighting more dramatic just to scare the shit out of everyone.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I refuse to apologise if you don’t GET Serbia

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m a bottle and a half of wine down and booked a taxi to go out at 11.30 with friends. Will this be over by then? Do I need to rebook for midnight?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I know I said this is shit, but in the context of this godawful year this is getting a 12!

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Why?

 

[Nancy]

I prefer GAIL PLATT singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY twice while washing her hands.

 

[SDF]

Could eat your dinner off those hands

 

[funky]

Gregorian monk on the right is

Mormon Boyz wank bank

 

[dzjermlaw]

I’m a bottle and a half of wine and booked a taxi to go out at 11.30 with friends. Will this be over by then? Do I need to rebook for midnight?

Maybe make it one. Tomorrow afternoon.

 

[lolly]

Oh he’s quite handsome isn’t he.

I can't get past the hair though. I needs someone to ruffle it up

 

[Ellie]

Totally going to get the UK televotes