Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[KNT]

The top three are ALL good songs. What is happening?

 

[Rita]

When isn’t she?

A fellow Irish lady who loves a BEV.

 

[straightorbroken]

So are the 2 Italians gay homosexuals?

 

[BoysForSeles]

The really weird public scoring system makes me think this is still wide open.

 

[win_the_game]

Zaddy is earning his money tonight

 

[Rita]

PINCH ME @Nancy

 

[Nancy]

ANOTHER 12! I need a paper bag!

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

ANOTHER 12! I need a paper bag!

No, you need a PADDED BAG!

 

[Nancy]

PINCH ME @Nancy

Oh Reet! We might do it!

 

[dzjermlaw]

So are the 2 Italians gay homosexuals?

No, they’re queer baiting, but that’s ok now, apparently.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Glad those Croatian scum didn’t qualify.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

No, they’re queer baiting, but that’s ok now, apparently.

Mahmood is gay though hun.

 

[straightorbroken]

Lithuania man is hot.

 

[COB]

Oh look @Nancy, a VEGAN

 

[win_the_game]

Mahmood is gay though hun.

But Blando isn't

 

[Ellie]

We’re a little too close for comfort here.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Mahmood is gay though hun.

He’s not out-out. Which I suppose is his business.

 

[win_the_game]

Delighted to see Portugal doing so well.

 

[straightorbroken]

And as the world says: Austrians are for fucking, not for talking.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I had a pen pal from Austria. #thingsthatnolongerexist

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Give it to us AUSTRIA

 

[Rita]

Where has SHE been?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Thank you Austria. We’d have given our 12 to Pia if only she could sing, like, at all.

 

[lolly]

Where did they dig her up from at this stage?

 

[Nancy]

THAT LEAD!!!!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Where has SHE been?

Sobering up

 

[win_the_game]

Where has SHE been?

She was sick apparently.

 

[Rita]

This is the televised, right? Graham keeps saying jury.

 

[Ellie]

Where has SHE been?

 

[ButterTart]

This is just incredible though

 

[Nancy]

This is the televised, right? Graham keeps saying jury.

Hun

 

[straightorbroken]

Has Finland man escaped the hospital?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

We've won the jury vote right?

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I also worked hard to make sure 12 points from Austria go to the UK.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I really am going to be devastated if the televote is a disaster here.

I know we talked about it, but anything less than a win just won't do now.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh wow AJ

 

[dzjermlaw]

WHY have the UK jury given us no points?

 

[supermassive]

This woman is an icon.

 

[lolly]

AJ

 

[Beverley]