Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Beverley]

TAKE IT IN BITCHES

 

[funky]

Only just noticed Portugal getting into 5th

 

[Bypass]

'Ellooohhh

 

[Rita]

LOVE AJ!

 

[straightorbroken]

AJ to take over from Liz when she passes please, nevermind Charles.

 

[win_the_game]

Sweden not voting for any of the favourites then.

 

[lolly]

Who is this Swedish woman?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is "tot" swedish for terrible dress?

 

[Rita]

Hun

I know, I’m an AMATEUR.

 

[dzjermlaw]

At least Dotter gets to give out the votes.

 

[Ellie]

Ginger white women with fake tans should not wear yellow.

 

[straightorbroken]

I don't think that Spanish dancer has been told he isn't the one that's being voted for.

 

[Nancy]

FUCKING AUSTRALIA!

 

[Ellie]

Australia can ACTUALLY fuck RIGHT off.

 

[Rita]

Nothing from Australia!!

 

[dzjermlaw]

We should invade. We should take those Australian cunts back.

 

[Bypass]

FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA

 

[SDF]

Australia’s votes

You’re not even in Europe !!!

 

[straightorbroken]

Australia can ACTUALLY fuck RIGHT off.

Criminal!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Thank you Czechia!

 

[Rita]

YAYAYAYAYAY

 

[Madison]

WE WON THE JURY

 

[Nancy]

WE'VE WON THE JURY VOTE!!!!!

 

[SDF]

Brace yourselves

 

[dzjermlaw]

Criminal!

That’s why they’re even in Australia.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Ok, fuck me, what now.

I'm not sure I can deal with this.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

THE UNITED KINGDOM WON THE JURY VOTE​

 

[Rita]

Is this where we are likely to GET FUCKED?

 

[straightorbroken]

Ooooooh.

Ahhhhhh.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Germany set up for ‘I’m sorry, zero points’ on the televote.

 

[straightorbroken]

That’s why they’re even in Australia.

That was the joke

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ok, fuck me, what now.

I'm not sure I can deal with this.

I honestly feel sick and have been told by the BF to 'stop shaking'.

 

[lolly]

Disgusted that Australia and Switzerland are on the left of that board

 

[dzjermlaw]

YES. PRESENTERS. WE CAN FUCKING IMAGINE IT.

 

[straightorbroken]

Alessandro has such a boner for Sam.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I'm crossing everything for you, guys.

 

[Rita]

What is the likelihood?

 

[Beverley]

What is Sam saying? Plz translate from Italian dubbing

 

[funky]

I think Spain are going to smash the public vote.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

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