Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat) (2 Viewers)

Will it even happen


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We think we know the causes of the end of Eurovision, but what is a post Eurovision world going to look like?

Sweden will be a feral wasteland dominated by mutant schlager stars, gays won't know countries any more and Kala will dry up.
 
We think we know the causes of the end of Eurovision, but what is a post Eurovision world going to look like?

Sweden will be a feral wasteland dominated by mutant schlager stars, gays won't know countries any more and Kala will dry up.

How will we survive the cruel first three months of the year?
 
That guy has been popping up on my twitter feed for the past 24 hours and even by the standards of most of us drama queens he is completely unhinged. :D


Easy to mock, but at the heart of all that strong sentiment is the reality that innocent civilians are still being bombed literally as I am typing. I’m not going to post pictures of what I’ve just seen across multiple platforms but worth remembering the root of all of these feelings goes deeper than a song contest, because this is not a competition about songs anymore.
 
We simply won't. Imagine the empty seats at the San Marino Shopping Outlet. It doesn't bear thinking about.
There’s always a way to fill a seat in San Marino

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I’ve had a lot of fun reading this thread but seeing the odd post flying about from idiots on Twitter saying they’ll be voting for Israel tonight because “Eurovision has become political” is really pissing me off

Voting for Israel without hearing the song IS FUCKING POLITICAL you absolute morons
 
Sounds like it's a "well if you're going to disqualify Joost for [whatever], look at what this person from the Israeli delegation just did".
But will the incident(s) be serious and/or repeated enough to justify a police investigation, which is what seems to have pushed the Netherlands over the cliff?

Also the last part of Bambie's statement makes it seem plausible that unless the EBU takes radical action they won't be performing tonight...
 
Good to see everyone has remained absolutely hinged and nothing has been blown out of all proportion.

They're channelling lockdown Moopy.
 
Will they play fake cheers when the whole stadium boos Martin like if there's no tomorrow? :)
 
They need to come out and say exactly what happened. With everything being shrouded in secrecy it’s just whipped up so much uncertainty and misinformation.
 
They need to come out and say exactly what happened. With everything being shrouded in secrecy it’s just whipped up so much uncertainty and misinformation.
Straight from the Wales' playbook.

Expecting a photoshopped pic of Bambie and Eden having a lovely time at a garden centre.
 
Just reading about all this now 😅
So the running order is supposedly:
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Hope Olly will receive an abundance of points/votes that he deserves, best of luck to him! 😊🎶💫
 
I’m in the village and they’ve gone from playing Carola’s Greatest Hits to Lena’s.

It’s weirdly refreshing to watch the two straight barman dancing and singing along :D
 
I've popped on some glorious schlager treats to perk me up. Booze time can't come soon enough.
 

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