Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[FetchFugly]

Honey Boy is a good track, no thanks to him. This performance is hard going though.

 

[Bypass]

What is this self indulgent fuckery?

 

[RS]

I thought they wanted to make the shows shorter. Even the Italians didn’t let the semis overrun.

Oh God have we become Southern?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Johnny Logan sounded WONDERFUL.

Who is this guy in the white suit?

He's fab.

You truly are Moopy's most EVIL poster

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Who is this guy in the white suit?

He's fab.

 

[Madison]

That fucking geriatric hair dancer AGAIN.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I'm putting this all down to the MALMÖ BUDGET and assuming Charlotte was simply too expensive for this slot.

Was there any budget? This has all been embarrassingly cheap. Hopefully there is something in the Kitty for Saturday.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Who is this guy in the white suit?

He's fab.

Are you watching a different channel to the rest of us ?

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

He sounds exactly like Enrique.

 

[Madison]

Who is this guy in the white suit?

He's fab.

Peter Sutcliffe (Sweden 2019)

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Are you watching a different channel to the rest of us ?

BBC?

 

[HalamaK]

What's the point of this?

 

[TiShh]

I thought they wanted to make the shows shorter. Even the Italians didn’t let the semis overrun.

When will it end ?!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

BRB off to LPSG.

 

[Alla]

Couldn't they get Mama Pernilla instead of this?

 

[win_the_game]

He sounds exactly like Enrique.

I'm not sure that's a positive.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Is he performing his new album or something. MAKE IT STOP

 

[FetchFugly]

Has Malin managed to sound sincere once tonight?

 

[dzjermlaw]

It’s starting to feel that letting countries host who KNOW that they’ll get another chance in at most a decade may be a mistake.

 

[lolly]

I HOPE YOUR DOG DIES, JILL

 

[RS]

Africa paprika

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Couldn't they get Mama Pernilla instead of this?

Too busy at the next best Kändisfest

 

[win_the_game]

DADDY SERHAT!

 

[TiShh]

I HOPE YOUR DOG DIES, JILL

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It’s starting to feel that letting countries host who KNOW that they’ll get another chance in at most a decade may be a mistake.

No she’s absolutely awful

 

[dzjermlaw]

What are they doing now? This is worse than rewatching 90s contests with Dutch commentary.

 

[RS]

DADDY SERHAT!

That voice took me by surprise

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Africa paprika

S-s-s-SEX!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Omg a woodwind montage!

 

[RS]

Hora din Moldova

 

[Ig Komme]

 

[HalamaK]

It’s starting to feel that letting countries host who KNOW that they’ll get another chance in at most a decade may be a mistake.

Here's hoping Sweden gets invaded so they don't get to host next time they win.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

DADDY!

 

[lolly]

PHWOOOARRRR

 

[Marina Salty]

Resign daddy

 

[Finnland]

Spare a thought for all the joyless old cunts, switched on to BBC One and absolutely FURIOUS that it's still Eurovision instead of the news

 

[Madison]

He’s the true Europapa

 

[TiShh]

Why does NotMrNaef look wrong? BOTOX?

(still would happily bend over for him)

 

[dzjermlaw]

Spare a thought for all the joyless old cunts, switched on to BBC One and absolutely FURIOUS that it's still Eurovision instead of the news

I bet they’d like a quick blast of Bambie.

 

[win_the_game]

Martin looks dead behind the eyes this evening.