Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hi girls, what did I miss?

FRRRRAAAAAAAANCE!

 

[RS]

I have a feeling only the cunts of this semi will qualify

 

[TiShh]

Hi girls, what did I miss?

POOR SERTAB still bringing the vox 21 years later.

And some Eurovision acts, idk.

 

[jyxz]

Latvia OUT

Netherlands OUT

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Netherlands and Greece should be concerned this evening.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Are they serious with that recap for the Netherlands?

 

[TiShh]

I have a feeling only the cunts of this semi will qualify

Well Sarah Bonnici served us SHEDLOADS

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Wine’s nearly finished.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I really think Spain is going top 10. @ me after the contest if I’m wrong I don’t care!

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AT MY WORST......

 

[Alla]

Was that Jeward??

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Has Malin had an emotion in her life?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Wine’s nearly finished.

GET ON THE ABSINTHE

 

[Marina Salty]

I really think Spain is going top 10. @ me after the contest if I’m wrong I don’t care!

I've got a bet on Spain to win

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Has Malin had an emotion in her life?

When she didn’t receive a callback (which probably happened quite a lot).

 

[Alla]

God the Europapa bunch are a nightmare.

 

[RS]

Malin’s broad face is giving me

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I've got a bet on Spain to win

At 400/1 WHY NOT. I’m putting a fiver down tomorrow.

 

[Alla]

Roxette!! Ace of Base! Robyn!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I'd really love Malin to be delivering my eulogy, but not necessarily hosting Eurovision

 

[TiShh]

They're not wheeling out Lys Assia's bones now are they?!

 

[RS]

Scooter

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do you think they’ll mention the TWINS?!?

 

[dzjermlaw]

She just called Scooter losers! GET SCOOTER’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

What’s with the weird Malin hate, she’s great

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Do you think they’ll mention the TWINS?!?

 

[Alla]

Baccara!

 

[Madison]

Prediction:

Malta
Albania
Greece
Switzerland
Austria
San Marino
Estonia
Israel
Norway
Netherlands

Missing out:

Czech Republic
Denmark
Armenia
Latvia
Georgia
Belgium

 

[dzjermlaw]

Elton John. Londonbeat. Samantha Fox. The Big 3 of British music.

 

[Alla]

Sam!

Poor Sinitta robbed again.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What’s with the weird Malin hate, she’s great

Bit dry.

 

[TiShh]

Roxette!! Ace of Base! Robyn!

I missed their point here. People that happen to be Swedish but haven't been arsed about entering Melfest

 

[Marina Salty]

Greece should be concerned this evening.

Oh we totally are since yesterday

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh not another re-cap of the dreaded TURQUOISE CARPET!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh no, not that carpet again!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Where's Katie Price

 

[jyxz]

What’s with the weird Malin hate, she’s great

She’s like cardboard

 

[RS]

What’s with the weird Malin hate, she’s great

I’m loving her too but she’s a bit awkward and her make up and hair were better last semi

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

and where is MICHELLE GAYLE!

 

[win_the_game]

What’s with the weird Malin hate, she’s great

I fear she'll have a critical malfunction if she shows any trace of emotion.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Annalisa would’ve absolutely WALKED this year.