Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[ZenGiraffe]

FINLAND AND ALSO NORWAY is my favourite graphic in Eurovision history

 

[Soldi]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[win_the_game]

The RED WONDER Malene

 

[Alla]

Jemini!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TSB!

 

[Lucille]

Did Mata Hari really get 0 points? TRAVESTY!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, so we got one good song and now France is here to drag this semi back down to the depths of hell.

 

[dmlaw]

FRAAAAAAAAAAANCE! must be the most excited anyone has ever been about this song.

 

[Alla]

FRAAAaaaaaAAAnCeee!!!

 

[jyxz]

Is Loose-ille slack for FRAAAAANCE?

 

[Kratz]

Malin Akerman loves to kill the mood

 

[Lucille]

omg not him singing at you like he’s in your BED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is France so FRENCH all the time!?

 

[Lucille]

Is Loose-ille slack for FRAAAAANCE?

WELL YES!

 

[jyxz]

omg not him singing at you like he’s in your BED.

I guess that answers my question

 

[Alla]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Suomi]

Did Mata Hari really get 0 points? TRAVESTY!

No, but it came last inexplicably

Even Norway recognise this as a crime with children being taught the lyrics to Mata Hari in schools as a tribute

 

[RS]

 

[dmlaw]

Slimane wants his performance to feel like a first date, does he? Alarming admission that he roofies his paramours.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s like if you asked ChatGPT to write your Eurovision entry. Interminable, generic shit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If this was our first date I'd be LEAVING THROUGH THE FIRE EXIT and BLOCKING HIM ON TINDER

 

[RS]

I love this

 

[Kratz]

It's GORGEOUS

 

[lolly]

I must dip my nets

 

[win_the_game]

This is insipid. I don't get the love for this.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, that panning shot didn’t work at all and the a Capella bit sounds SHIT.

 

[Alla]

He just touched me through the tv.

 

[FetchFugly]

VERY LOUD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What is this twattery?

YOU'RE NOT ABOVE AUDIO AMPLIFICATION FRANCE

 

[Tisch]

The POV sex scenes are uncomfortable but that was GOOD, SORRY EVERYONE.

 

[dmlaw]

He sounds like a particularly regrettable karaoke attempt.

 

[RS]

I normally hate shouting but wow, this was so powerful

 

[Alla]

How is this going to win the juries? Dear god.

 

[Finn]

I think that'll do well. The staging really makes it stands out

 

[Wendy the goat]

No need to shout bbz

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh thank god, some REAL MUSIC

 

[ButterTart]

YES, AUSTRIA!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Finally something not actively fucking dreadful

 

[Kratz]

The staging, however, is giving me Linda Bengtzing disappearing during Fyrfaldigt Hurrah vibes

 

[Lucille]

That’s going to mop up votes and Mother’s fanny juice sorry!