Eurovision Rewatch: Düsseldorf, 2011 (20:00 BST)

[Suomi]

Greece about to start for us.

cant believe Watch My Dance won its semi

 

[Lucille]

I feel like enough time has now passed since X Factor to admit they're hot. We've all seen their sultry modelling pics right?

And

TARA REID WHAT

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/page...at-its-like-to-quarantine-with-tara-reid/amp/

“Reid explained that she met the twins when they all starred on “Celebrity Big Brother” in 2011. They became so close, she later stayed with them in Ireland for two months at their grandmother’s home. (“Our granny thought she was Marilyn Monroe,” the brothers said of Reid. “She had, like, Alzheimer’s.”)”

 

[Suomi]

Mrs Suomi is having a physical reaction to Greece and has asked if we can skip ahead

 

[Tisch]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/page...at-its-like-to-quarantine-with-tara-reid/amp/

“Reid explained that she met the twins when they all starred on “Celebrity Big Brother” in 2011. They became so close, she later stayed with them in Ireland for two months at their grandmother’s home. (“Our granny thought she was Marilyn Monroe,” the brothers said of Reid. “She had, like, Alzheimer’s.”)”

The granny or TARA?

 

[OutSynk]

Greece is giving me the feels tbh.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry every line of that article is quotable

“John and Edward did a concert on the balcony,” Reid said. “We live in a high-rise. People were laughing, screaming, crying.”

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece

I tried to start dancing to Greece to get him into it but yeah, that’s not a clubby song is it

 

[OutSynk]

Greece is giving me the feels tbh.

And I don't mean just down there.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry every line of that article is quotable

“John and Edward did a concert on the balcony,” Reid said. “We live in a high-rise. People were laughing, screaming, crying.”

I imagine the noise to the same when Madonna got her tit out that time on the MDNA tour.

 

[Suomi]

Bottom-drawer RedOne incoming

 

[Suomi]

This Russian singer looks like he could be aged anywhere between Soldi and lolly

 

[Madíson]

Oops. I didn’t see this thread.

 

[Tisch]

OOh Russia man is DISHY in a Soviet "is this what the West do these days" kinda way.

 

[OutSynk]

Bottom-drawer RedOne incoming

Keep it.

 

[Tisch]

Song's a load of nothing though. Come on Russia you're better than this.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia

 

[OutSynk]

Wait this was Russia?

 

[ButterTart]

Getting his lockdown hair in 9 years early. The French are always two steps ahead in everything except armed conflict.

 

[Suomi]

France is what I hope cwej’s entry for cob’s singing competition will be like

 

[Tisch]

Nice face

 

[Suomi]

Getting his lockdown hair in 9 years early. The French are always two steps ahead in everything except armed conflict.

I mean he looks like Mel C circa her imperial solo era

 

[Suomi]

This Russian singer looks like he could be aged anywhere between Soldi and lolly

@lolly

 

[OutSynk]

Was this supposed to win or something?

 

[Tisch]

I wonder if the UK would be brave enough to send an entry in CORNISH one day

 

[ButterTart]

I mean he looks like Mel C circa her imperial solo era

This song is actually about tramps sleeping between parked cars, so the similarities are endless.

 

[Suomi]

Was this supposed to win or something?

yes and it’s betting odds were insane...but if you don’t wash your face before you go on stage then...

 

[ButterTart]

Oh THIS cunt. Italy came back two years too early.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France

 

[Zu]

I tried to start dancing to Greece to get him into it but yeah, that’s not a clubby song is it

Oh you don’t say! You could at least have stripped down to your bra, waggled some olives and treated him to the ZEIBEKIKO!

 

[Madíson]

All the instruments are fake.

 

[Suomi]

This Italian song is like a night out with FUNKY and KITTY KAT!

cinema
haribo
euro-jazz
home
Sorted!

 

[Suomi]

Oh you don’t say! You could at least have stripped down to your bra, waggled some olives and treated him to the ZEIBEKIKO!

I’ve only got ten seconds for the reprise but I will try my damndest

 

[Suomi]

I honestly just don’t like music with instruments

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy

 

[ButterTart]

Madness Of Love is honestly one of the worst atrocities ever inflicted upon Eurovision.

 

[Madíson]

What a crap stamp.

 

[Madíson]

I like the Madness of Love.

It’s not better than Popular though.

 

[Soldi]

Oh THIS cunt. Italy came back two years too early.

I mean that jazz cunt was SHIT but NINA ZILLI?!

 

[Madíson]

The singer was sleeping with one of the other two. Guess which one.

 

[Suomi]

Madness Of Love is honestly one of the worst atrocities ever inflicted upon Eurovision.

I have never seen such a violent reaction from Mrs S