Eurovision rewatch: Malmö 1992

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

No! If you're going to make them a core part of your BRAND, the least you can do is PICK SOME NICE ONES

How would he know if they’re nice? Blind.

 

[Penelope]

How would he know if they’re nice? Blind.

He could've ASKED A FRIEND!

 

[Penelope]

Really very RANK font work going on this year

 

[Madisön]

He’s lucky to be blind. He didn’t have to see the shit Viking boat.

 

[D1ZZY]

I thought I liked this song but I can’t work out the flow at all

 

[EuroTischion]

I WILL DANCE ALONE
WHEREVER I GO
THE RHYTHM FOLLOWS

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I’m not sure Belgium is singing the same song that the orchestra are playing.

 

[Madisön]

How does an entry like Belgium 1992 make it to the stage? Who thought this would interest anyone?

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

I WILL DANCE ALONE
WHEREVER I GO
THE RHYTHM FOLLOWS

*clap clap*

 

[win_the_game]

Three songs from Belgium and they're all SHIT.

 

[Penelope]

Hideous and cheap

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I’m fairly sure this woman in normally a ‘cool’ supply teacher who just lets the kids do what they want.

 

[D1ZZY]

How does an entry like Belgium 1992 make it to the stage? Who thought this would interest anyone?

Maybe someone from the current British delegation was involved

 

[EuroTischion]

I forgot how much I love early 90s audiences and how they're all basically John Major and female John Majors

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Let’s hope Israel can save this shit

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank PISS for Israel!

04 Spain
09 Belgium

 

[Madisön]

This lady should be a familiar face.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Oh thank PISS for Israel!

04 Spain
09 Belgium

Are your scores out of 100?

 

[D1ZZY]

That’s a hideous tie

 

[EuroTischion]

"What theme shall the postcards be this year?"
"Oh shit, I don't know. Can we just buy some stock footage?"
"DONE"

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Let’s hope Israel can save this shit

Do you mean by sending in their army? It could be worth a try.

 

[Penelope]

Love the vibe of having just BUILT A WORLD WONDER IN CIVILIZATION I from this postcard

You have discovered CARAVANASARY

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Omg LACHAIM!!

 

[Madisön]

Omg LACHAIM!!

LACHAIM!!

 

[Penelope]

YES! YES YES YES YES YES

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

The hair flip

 

[Penelope]

God, the shadow of Gloria Estefan really LOOMED LONG in 1992

 

[EuroTischion]

L'CHAIM
TO LIFE

 

[win_the_game]

IT'S JUST SPORT!

 

[Penelope]

Colour had in fact only just been invented THE YEAR PRIOR

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Best song so far, of course, but I’d still like to know who thought the blazers were a good idea.

 

[win_the_game]

God, the shadow of Gloria Estefan really LOOMED LONG in 1992

That's NO BAD THING.

 

[Penelope]

Best song so far, of course, but I’d still like to know who thought the blazers were a good idea.

Don't be RIDICULOUS!

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Go home everyone!

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Give it to Israel

 

[Penelope]

Are your scores out of 100?

YES

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel

 

[Madisön]

I’m afraid I can’t stay for the rest. I hope most of you survive.

12 Finland
10 UK
Fuck the rest.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

No wait oh yay Turkey!

 

[Penelope]

No wait oh yay Turkey!

Oh babe, you have a lot to learn about how things went down before 1997...

 

[EuroTischion]

YAS BITTY!