Festival Di Soldi - Semi-Final Results (TONIGHT 8:30PM)

[AGinAg (38)]

Who’s the LUCKY LADY?

@Rachey

 

[Soldi]

Who’s the LUCKY LADY?

Ooh is it YOU?!

 

[win_the_game]

It's fine I imagine it'll be QUICK. Just in time to get back in time for NINE

DC a confirmed THREE MINUTE WONDER.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who’s the LUCKY LADY?

Someone I’d already messed around with. I was still quite reluctant but when she found out I haven’t done anything in three months she INSISTED on ending this situation!

bossy bottom

 

[Soldi]

Of course a Soldi-related thread would end up being a discussion of DC’s sexual antics.

 

[Rita]

Who’s the LUCKY LADY?

@voo_doo_laydeee

 

[Tisch]

Someone I’d already messed around with. I was still quite reluctant but when she found out I haven’t done anything in three months she INSISTED on ending this situation!

bossy bottom

Ewe so she's been sleeping around during quarantine? Take your (gimp) MASK!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

@voo_doo_laydeee

DEAD NOW OF COURSE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course a Soldi-related thread would end up being a discussion of DC’s sexual antics.

It’s the WARM-UP show don’t complain

 

[Soldi]

DEAD NOW OF COURSE.

WHO IS SHE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD NOW OF COURSE.

Last I heard she had TWO kids

 

[Lucille]

Someone I’d already messed around with. I was still quite reluctant but when she found out I haven’t done anything in three months she INSISTED on ending this situation!

bossy bottom

Split her in two honey!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

@COB you don't really look like a manson. More like a

 

[Soldi]

It’s the WARM-UP show don’t complain

As if I ever WOULD complain!

 

[ButterTart]

Girls I’m lifting myself imposed three month SEXUAL distancing tonight

Will you be casting your dance rate votes afterwards or is typing during sex socially acceptable?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Last I heard she had TWO kids

They're dead too @Peekaboo

 

[Rita]

Last I heard she had TWO kids

Are they YOURS?

 

[Tisch]

WHO IS SHE?

WHERE DID YOU FIND HER https://www.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nikki_grahame___who_is_she__.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=620&h=374&crop=1

 

[Lucille]

They're dead too @Peekaboo

AG!

 

[COB]

@COB you don't really look like a manson. More like a

I appreciate that, thank you.

 

[Tisch]

Oh

 

[OutSynk]

Some of you will look like if I don’t qualify.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

AG!

WHAT?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Will you be casting your dance rate votes afterwards or is typing during sex socially acceptable?

im sure I can just ask to be sucked and not mind what else I’m doing at the same time

 

[Lucille]

Anyway I’m nearly 6 months without sex, Lucy’s poor hole looks like it’s GASPING FOR AIR.

 

[Kate]

2005 Ag is back for the evening

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are they YOURS?

*panics for a fraction of a second*

naaaah

 

[ButterTart]

If only Sylvia Plath had Moopy.

Oh God, I'm glad she didn't. Moaning in iambic pentameter is not what I log on for.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

2005 Ag is back for the evening

I'm just keeping the troops entertained while Soldi makes his pot noodle.

 

[Soldi]

Anyway I’m nearly 6 months without sex, Lucy’s poor hole looks like it’s GASPING FOR AIR.

Some of us EVEN LONGER

 

[Tisch]

Anyway I’m nearly 6 months without sex, Lucy’s poor hole looks like it’s GASPING FOR AIR.

Show us. It's your turn on holerate I believe

 

[Dark Carnival]

Some of us EVEN LONGER

19 years?

 

[cwej]

Oooo lucky I saw this! Was planning on coming back at 9!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm just keeping the troops entertained while Soldi makes his pot noodle.

Hang on, maybe people don't enjoy being insulted. If only I knew this in 2005.

 

[ButterTart]

Show us. It's your turn on holerate I believe

I was trying to work out what 'holerate' was, because it looks like it should rhyme with 'tolerate'. Now I know it's just begging for bumhole snaps I regret spending so much time on it.

 

[Soldi]

19 years?

NO!

 

[Tisch]

Oooo lucky I saw this! Was planning on coming back at 9!

See @Soldi! Cwoj is one of the lucky ones. What about the rest?

WHAT ABOUT THE REST

 

[Iguana]

I was trying to work out what 'holerate' was, because it looks like it should rhyme with 'tolerate'. Now I know it's just begging for bumhole snaps I regret spending so much time on it.

Holler holler holler holler holler c'mon

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I was trying to work out what 'holerate' was, because it looks like it should rhyme with 'tolerate'. Now I know it's just begging for bumhole snaps I regret spending so much time on it.

I thought it was a Mary J Blige reference.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Show us. It's your turn on holerate I believe

25 minutes to go, post your holes lads!