Finland 2025: Erika Vikman - ICH KOMME

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Wait what happened to GOLDIELOCKS?

 

[TiShh]

Just THREE PINTS at the football thank you

Lads lads lads

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Just THREE PINTS at the football thank you

Three what at the what?

 

[wildchild]

Goldielocks lost her voice so they’re playing her vocals from yesterdays rehearsal.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Wait what happened to GOLDIELOCKS?

Too ill to perform, doctors ordered, according to the Finn in the room with me

 

[TiShh]

Wait what happened to GOLDIELOCKS?

She's DEAD...... tired, so they're showing yesterday's dress rehearsal instead

(Come through annoying American English commentary!)

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Goldielocks lost her voice so they’re playing her vocals from yesterdays rehearsal.

I bet the first two acts wish they’d thought of that.

 

[KNT]

Wait what happened to GOLDIELOCKS?

Torn to shreds by three bears

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Torn to shreds by three bears

To shreds you say?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Torn to shreds by three bears

Took until the third shredding to get it just right

 

[KNT]

I've realised what the English commentator reminds me of:

 

[auretz]

Love that the postcards are at least 3x as long as the songs

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Such TERRIBLE LIPPING

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Took 4 lines to clock this was in English.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Took 4 lines to clock this was in English.

Took until this comment to clock this was in English

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Like she’s dancing in a massive anus.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I like it, but the miming isn't working.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Viivi is going to sound like Whitney after Costee, Neea and Goldie

Well ALMOST

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The fucking life stories were getting in these postcards.

 

[KNT]

Not a fan of the wipe-clean prom dress.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Fuck off Aina

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This is such a CORONATION for Erika!

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

This is quite pretty (better than the Swedish cowboy in svt at least)

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not a fan of the wipe-clean prom dress.

When you’ve got your prom at 8 and your no-loads refused cum-dump event at 10.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

That ballad that should’ve won last year was better.

 

[auretz]

Sounds like it would’ve been a fan fav that flopped if it were in Eurovision 1986

 

[wildchild]

Wow! Nice vocals by Viivi Such a beautiful song. It has recently been the most streamed of the bunch.

 

[KNT]

Other than her repulsive fashions, that was the first one I felt was a threat to our STICKY SNOW DEVIL QUEEN.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

That ballad that should’ve won

Fuck off Soldi

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This rancid set-design.

 

[KNT]

This rancid set-design.

Her impact

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This endless bathroom monologue.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What is she wittering on about?

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Hitaammin Hautaan is such a little bop.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

omg something half decent

 

[KNT]

Oh this is grand!

 

[TiShh]

This is great. They've really been in ascending order of greatness so far

 

[Apo-KANT!]

It's all VERY Finnish Kylie

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh that was lovely

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Finally someone worthy of opening for MADAME!