Ireland 2023: Wild Youth - We Are One (Not featured in the final)

[COB]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

God, no wonder Ireland have been utter pigshit creatively for so long with that much of a thick basic running things.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Well fair play to them for doing that. One less spot on the Wednesday morning ferry needed.

 

[Kaleen]

It’s great that they acted so swiftly but once glance at his Twitter would have shown him what kind of person he is so they didn’t do much due diligence in advance.

However it is quite troublesome for a team to lose their creative director when their rehearsals start in FOUR days!

 

[Marina Salty]

Is it the creative director who did Together? Or someone else?

 

[KNT]

They're a band who play instruments. Do they even NEED a creative director? Just throw some glitter at them and hope for the best.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I see the Chief TERF is tweeting about this now...

 

[Alla]

All the HOT PROMO they desperately needed, go Ireland!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This is probably about to become one of the stories of the year then.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why can’t that VILE HAG keep her BEAK out of ANYTHING?!?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

If the story really gets going, I reckon they might actually benefit from it all as it goes.

 

[Pingu]

Great, so if they don't qualify we'll be hearing all the usual "go woke, go broke" nonsense.

 

[KNT]

Does she have a Google alert set up? GET A HOBBY.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Haven’t Wild Youth suffered ENOUGH? First the SPANISH EURO FANS, and now MAD JO.

 

[Alla]

Haven’t Wild Youth suffered ENOUGH? First the SPANISH EURO FANS, and now MAD JO.

Uh? Is this the case of ONE eurofan screaming "bring Brooke back" or what? If so wash your mouth, bitch.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Uh? Is this the case of ONE eurofan screaming "bring Brooke back" or what? If so wash your mouth, bitch.

No, @Lucille was also referring to you personally

 

[COB]

Does she have a Google alert set up? GET A HOBBY.

This IS her hobby, tragically

 

[Alla]

No, @Lucille was also referring to you personally

He always refers to me but that's another story. And none of your bussiness, little girl.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Does she have a Google alert set up? GET A HOBBY.

Seemingly for the the phrase “SPANISH EUROFANS”!

 

[Alla]

Seemingly for the the phrase “SPANISH EUROFANS”!

That explains why she totally lost her mind, poor woman.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh put a fucking MUZZLE ON IT you RANCID OLD CUNT.

Leave Eurovision out of your deluded projections you sad mad bint.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Wild Youth resharing TikToks blaming Ireland NQing again on "political voting"

 

[Zu]

So embarrassed for them

Perhaps viewers took against the singer’s jaunty shoe

 

[SystemAddict]

The refrain sounds like Will Young’s “Joy”. I hope he SUES to add insult to injury.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

He was BARELY singing on the chorus! The whole thing was shambolic and rightly deserves to have come last!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Also Latvia we’re a NQ with a BETTER SONG, PERFORMANCE, STAGING and ATTITUDE!

 

[ADONK5]

He was BARELY singing on the chorus! The whole thing was shambolic and rightly deserves to have come last!

There was so little singing I assumed he had a technical problem. Or was high.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought this might be a surprising little success story last night. Then he took to the stage with a face like a toddler witnessing a murder and delivered an absolute stinker

 

[Devil]

I didn’t watch the whole thing.

But from the bits I saw, I though he looked hot and the song sounded quite GOOD

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh let's be honest it was basically child leukaemia

 

[lolly]

It was shit on almost every level and I couldn't be happier

 

[Zu]

But from the bits I saw, I though he looked hot

What a PERVERT

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

On what basis would Ireland suffer from political voting

 

[ButterTart]

On what basis would Ireland suffer from political voting

We’re all still very upset about Eoghan Quigg making the top three.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

What a PERVERT

I think he looked a little like Corrina May!

 

[C’est la VoR]

I do feel for him a little as he waited over two years for this and everyone hating his song from day one must have really chapped his ass. No wonder he's bitter.


That said, I'm going to need somebody more technical than me to capture GIFs of every face he made during the results announcement please.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

must have really chapped his ass.

The camel toe wouldn't have helped either

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

John Lydon must be sat at home thrilled that he didn't have to endure the indignity so soon after the passing of his wife.