JaRk.FM 2nd EDITION (TONIGHT 6.30PM)

[Lucille]

Good luck with that...

 

[Jark]

Let's hit play on the DJ intro, ladies, and see who got a shoutout

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm IN for some pre-Strictly tunes.

 

[Soldi]

They always take MUCH LONGER to cook than they say!

 

[ButterTart]

Smooth female vocalist rate plug, there.

 

[Iguana]

@Jark does have a hella sexy voice

 

[Lucille]

What a seductive intro!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Sorry I'm fellating a yak.

 

[Iguana]

Oh phew, I thought you said Jess Glynn, but you said Jessie Ware

 

[Soldi]

Oh phew, I thought you said Jess Glynn, but you said Jessie Ware

She didn’t meet the correct guidelines for Moopy’s dress code

 

[OutSynk]

Well I’m listening. First track is great.

 

[Jark]

This Georgia remix is SUCH a feel-good BANGER! She has so many TUNES either remixed by her or by others for her own stuff.

 

[Iguana]

I'm listening in the lounge and @Tisch is listening in the kitchen. The music is not in sync.

 

[Soldi]

I'm listening in the lounge and @Tisch is listening in the kitchen. The music is not in sync.

You could say it’s @OutofSynk

 

[Jark]

I forgot to MENTION that for Spotify listeners, this will work best if you introduce a bit of a crossfade (5 seconds or so), which you can do by going to setting > advanced settings in the desktop app or on mobile

I'm listening in the lounge and @Tisch is listening in the kitchen. The music is not in sync.

 

[Beverley]

the vocal fry

 

[Lucille]

Track 2 is very sultry so far and sounds a bit like 80s french disco which j’adore.

 

[Jark]

where's @funky?

I'm curious about whether our @Beverley deemed the setlist up to his standards or not

 

[Lucille]

Oh it is french c’est fantastique!

 

[Jark]

Track 2 is very sultry so far and sounds a bit like 80s french disco which j’adore.

Joe Goddard comes through EVERY SINGLE TIME.

and you should check out L'Imperatrice if you don't know their stuff - it's all in this delightful vain

 

[Soldi]

I’m always partial to a bit of FRANCAIS

 

[Lucille]

LOVELY HI-HATS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Frau Zen and I are here, but we're stuffing a Nandos into our hole so will be a bit quiet.

 

[Lucille]

Frau Zen and I are here, but we're stuffing a Nandos into our hole so will be a bit quiet.

Hope you didn’t go for extra-hot girls.

 

[Jark]

Frau Zen and I are here, but we're stuffing a Nandos into our hole so will be a bit quiet.

KINKY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hope you didn’t go for extra-hot girls.

 

[FetchFugly]

The Georgia remix was very good. I quite liked her album at the time but it got lost in the shuffle as the year went on.

Enjoying track two very much. I need to investigate more.

 

[Iguana]

These hot tracks are really getting me in the MOOD*!

* for Eurovision rewatch at 8

 

[Lucille]

Genuinely wish I had some poppers.

 

[ButterTart]

Track 3 definitely my favourite so far.

 

[Jark]

@Eddie are you joining us? I'm sure you can find something here to complain about

 

[Jark]

Genuinely wish I had some poppers.

my inner voice when I have these thoughts: DON'T DON'T DON'T DO IT

 

[Iguana]

I've loved all 3 so far! I want to get DRESSED UP

 

[OutSynk]

I want to head straight to the HORNY thread.

 

[Eddie]

@Eddie are you joining us? I'm sure you can find something here to complain about

Well with ATTITUDE like that you SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.

 

[Jark]

I love remixes that chop and change and cut and paste the vocal to make new melodies/hooks. this one is very commercial but GRIMY AS FUCK as well - big fan

 

[Beverley]

where's @funky?

I'm curious about whether our @Beverley deemed the setlist up to his standards or not

It's a good list, sis, but if it hits Turd City I'm OUT

 

[Soldi]

I’m certainly going to start CROSSFADING in the future

 

[Jark]

I’m certainly going to start CROSSFADING in the future

I was always quite violently anti-crossfade but lately I'm listening to a lot of dance music, where there are rarely any details to catch at the beginning or end, and I'm NOW A CONVERT

the vibe calms a bit after this song for a more ambient MOMENT

 

[Iguana]

Are we getting I Turn To You Hex Hector mix later?