Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Oops, I only just saw this thread. I'll need to give the playlisté a listenette
sorry if I gave a random erection,
probably thinkin' I'm a telekinetic,
oh wait, you a fan of the magic?
pooof! pussy like an Alakazam!
we're down to top 40 so let's take a quick pause to get into the...
16. Lorde - Solar Power
spare a thought for poor Lorde. four years of feverish anticipation from the gays for the follow-up to Melodrama, and the moment it drops they disown her. to be fair, it's not like she courted any kind of success with this record. she seems entirely happy to do her own thing, commercial success and even fanbase adoration be damned. and Solar Power is not a bad album—I spent plenty of time with it. it's just one of those albums with three or four highlights, a few more decent tracks, and a little too much filler. it could comfortably have been an EP.
best tracks: The Path, Solar Power, Mood Ring
15. CHVRCHES - Screen Violence
CHVRCHES came back with a very solid record after the bratty misfire of Love is Dead. I haven't spent as much time with Screen Violence as I should, but it's testament to its front-to-back quality that an entirely different set of singles could've been chosen without losing anything. Final Girl in particular was absolutely screaming for a release—don't wanna find your daughter in a body bag is a wonderful lyric that cuts straight to the album's central themes of body horror and the male gaze, while Better If You Don't is a lovely closer that showcases something new for the band sonically.
best tracks: Final Girl, Lullabies, How Not to Drown
14. Doja Cat - Planet Her
like any gay worth his salt I queened out over Say So, but Doja Cat the artiste had never really grabbed me until her second album dropped. Planet Her is a fairly tight collections of tracks that combine eclectic production with consistently strong lyricism and the super versatile vocal/rap delivery skills that separate Doja from the female rap crowd. the first half of the album is particularly strong, with the Janet/Damita Jo-esque Payday and the etheral Love to Dream serving as highlights (plus the killer singles, naturellement).
best tracks: Need to Know, Love to Dream, Payday, Kiss Me More, Woman
13. Little Simz - Sometimes I Might be Introvert
Little Simz won a ton of praise and well deserved hype for her second proper album Sometimes I Might be Introvert (although "Best New Artists" at the BRITS seems like a stretch). the album has a gorgeously smooth and soulful flow, only disturbed by a handful of very bizarre interludes that don't quite land. even when she's rapping about losing contact with family members, Simbi tends to sound relaxed and in control, so it's no surprise that the album breezes by beautifully, and the synthy bounce of Protect My Energy feels like a radio-ready breakout moment.
best tracks: Woman, Protect My Energy, Rollin Stone, Miss Understood
12. Agnes - Magic Still Exists
Agnes should've been higher in this list—it's not like this album, which fires on all cylinders at all times, disappoints on any level. all it would've taken is a couple more full-length bangers. as it is, the over-reliance on interludes and long outros can give Magic Still Exists the feel of an EP. still, we were spoiled for both singles and quality album tracks; 24 Hours remains the dark disco banger from heaven, and both Love and Appreciation and Selfmade go deliriously hard. next time, a few more days in the studio please, queen.
best tracks: 24 Hours, Here Comes the Night, Selfmade, Love and Appreciation
11. Purple Disco Machine - Exotica
file this one under the major surprises of 2021. obviously like any house music queen I've always enjoyed a good Purple Disco Machine remix, but those can be a little samey, and I had no clue they were gearing up to release an album this varied and high-quality. while the pop singles like Hypnotized (which is ageing beautifully—a surefire future classic) are serving a whole coterie of impossibly catchy hooks, there are also Daft Punk-channeling nu-disco floorfillers alongside calmer, more elegant moments that throw it back to earlier periods of dance music history. we stan a vers queen.
best tracks: Can't Get Enough, Dopamine, Hypnotized, I Remember, Fireworks
Oh you’re new.What's happening??
I'm so excited.resuming tomorrow hun I really don't like to peak too soon, as you know!
Yeah but we want Jark. There's only one Jark (thankfully).maybe I'll just DUMP THE LIST
can't compete with Pingu ANYWAY