Before we start, let's take a moment to remember the forgettable Monarchs who didn't make it through round one...
Will Lady Jane Grey hold onto her crown this time? Will Victoria reign victorious? Will Moopy allow ANY women to be eliminated?
I think we need another round of positive voting before we get the knives out. Vote to SAVE your faves.
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Henry I - Overdosed on eels.
Henry II - You murder ONE Archbishop of Canterbury and it's all anyone ever wants to talk about.
Henry III - FORCED to set up Parliament, so we have him to blame for Liz Truss.
Henry IV - Sensing a theme here.
Henry VI - Lost France, plunged England into the Wars of the Roses, and was deposed - twice.
Edward VI - Tudor? I barely know her *coughs* *dies*
Charles I - Lost his crown, lost his head, and lost Monarchs Survivor. Sad.
George I - Ich spreche kein Englisch, aber ich kann, wenn du willst (ow)
George II - Moopy clearly #TeamBonniePrinceCharlie.
George IV - A reign marred by scandal, overspending, and Jane Austen.
William IV - The sailor King. Sunk in the first round.
Edward VII - Great furniture. Beautiful furniture.
Edward VIII - Abdicating for love would be PURE FAIRYTALE if he hadn't spent his happily ever after palling about with HITLER.
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Stephen - Anarchy inthe U.K. England.
Edward I - Hammered the Scots. Nicknamed 'Longshanks' because he had legs for days.
Edward III - Poor pandemic response; the black death killed half his subjects. Next slide please.
Edward IV - Ed was a top shagger, with at least 13 kids by his wife AND various mistresses.
Edward V - Poor little Edward ruled for two months before his uncle put him and his brother in the Tower for... safekeeping?
James II/VII - His daughters didn't like him, neither does Moopy.
George V - At least fared better than his cousins Nicholas and Wilhelm.
Henry I - Overdosed on eels.
Henry II - You murder ONE Archbishop of Canterbury and it's all anyone ever wants to talk about.
Henry III - FORCED to set up Parliament, so we have him to blame for Liz Truss.
Henry IV - Sensing a theme here.
Henry VI - Lost France, plunged England into the Wars of the Roses, and was deposed - twice.
Edward VI - Tudor? I barely know her *coughs* *dies*
Charles I - Lost his crown, lost his head, and lost Monarchs Survivor. Sad.
George I - Ich spreche kein Englisch, aber ich kann, wenn du willst (ow)
George II - Moopy clearly #TeamBonniePrinceCharlie.
George IV - A reign marred by scandal, overspending, and Jane Austen.
William IV - The sailor King. Sunk in the first round.
Edward VII - Great furniture. Beautiful furniture.
Edward VIII - Abdicating for love would be PURE FAIRYTALE if he hadn't spent his happily ever after palling about with HITLER.
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Stephen - Anarchy in
Edward I - Hammered the Scots. Nicknamed 'Longshanks' because he had legs for days.
Edward III - Poor pandemic response; the black death killed half his subjects. Next slide please.
Edward IV - Ed was a top shagger, with at least 13 kids by his wife AND various mistresses.
Edward V - Poor little Edward ruled for two months before his uncle put him and his brother in the Tower for... safekeeping?
James II/VII - His daughters didn't like him, neither does Moopy.
George V - At least fared better than his cousins Nicholas and Wilhelm.
Will Lady Jane Grey hold onto her crown this time? Will Victoria reign victorious? Will Moopy allow ANY women to be eliminated?
I think we need another round of positive voting before we get the knives out. Vote to SAVE your faves.
