Kylie - Tension (Album XVI)

[Say Sheena-na-na]

GAYS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 

[Jark]

the Slow towel is cute but this really looks like a 5 minutes in and out affair

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

What did you expect, DEBENHAMS?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

It’ll be the same kind of shenanigans as the Kylie Christmas shop, but presumably with loads more Tension formats to count for chart purposes.

She does love to rinse those fans

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Annoying she’s acknowledging #BL20 without any expanded edition or vinyl release, but I guess they don’t want to cannibalise sales from Tension.

 

[Eddie]

I expect Kylie Wines to be HEAVILY featured.

 

[Pipo]

So many photo ops it looks FUN.

 

[Halli]

Are we having a moopy listening party tonight?

I'm here, where's the link?


T-minus 21 minutes

 

[Eddie]

The tension....

 

[Ill Advised]

Hold to now third on UK Spotify new music Friday

 

[lolly]

I nodded off

 

[RJN]

I’m manifesting her first US top ten album since Fever

 

[Eddie]

 

[Eddie]

4 Stars from NME:

Kylie Minogue - 'Tension' review: up there with her best

Get outta her way, Kylie's back with another high-energy blast of dance-pop that's more than just hit single 'Padam Padam'

www.nme.com

 

[Jark]

on my FIRST LISTEN RIGHT NOW

 

[Eddie]

4 stars in The Independent:

Tension is a giddy dispatch from Kylie’s disco dance floor – review

The Aussie star plays it safe but there’s no denying the twirling pleasures of her latest album

www.independent.co.uk

4 stars in The Times:

Kylie Minogue: Tension review — a successful return to super-camp pop

The singer makes lightweight pop music with a timeless feel on her new album Tension, says Will Hodgkinson

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[Eddie]

Early days bit current worldwide iTunes standings:

35 iTunes #1s!

#1 Argentina
#1 Australia
#1 Belgium
#1 Brazil
#1 Canada
#1 Cayman Islands
#1 Chile
#1 Costa Rica
#1 Czech Republic
#1 Denmark
#1 Finland
#1 France
#1 Greece
#1 Hong Kong
#1 Hungary
#1 India
#1 Ireland
#1 Lebanon
#1 Lithuania
#1 Malaysia
#1 Mexico
#1 Netherlands
#1 New Zealand
#1 Norway
#1 Peru
#1 Poland
#1 Singapore
#1 Slovakia
#1 South Africa
#1 Spain
#1 Switzerland
#1 Taiwan
#1 Turkey
#1 United Arab Emirates
#1 United Kingdom
#2 Austria
#2 Hungary
#2 Italy
#2 Sweden
#2 Thailand
#3 Germany
#3 Philippines
#3 United States
#4 Indonesia
#4 Portugal
#5 United Kingdom
#7 Cambodia
#9 Japan
#11 Sweden
#13 Ireland
#17 Spain
#17 Switzerland
#21 Turkey
#22 South Africa
#24 Malta
#27 Cyprus
#27 Estonia
#31 Cyprus
#35 Egypt
#39 France
#78 Germany
#79 Mexico
#85 United States
#121 Canada

 

[Nancy]

I think this might do quite well.

 

[Eddie]

They've rolled out the red carpet at the POP UP. She's coming.

 

[Jark]

I think this might do quite well.

what do we predict for first week sales?

for now I'm saying 65k but could go higher...

 

[Nancy]

68,487

 

[KNT]

Pressing play. Homosexual hyperbole incoming.

 

[Suedehead]

Let’s go first listen

 

[Suedehead]

PADAM still 13/10

 

[Suedehead]

Hold On To Now is classic Kylie
Surely next single !?

 

[Suedehead]

Things We Do For Love - another great track.
Already her best album since X!

 

[Eddie]

So I've just rocked up to the Kylie Pop Up. Why is the queue DOUBLING UP ON PICADILLY before it even gets to Regent Street?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Eddie]

Unfortunate screen grab.

 

[Eddie]

The queue is literally NOT MOVING. How is this shop meant to be open for THREE DAYS and still have stock left an HOUR from now?

I need to be at work at 1.

 

[lolly]

The queue is literally NOT MOVING. How is this shop meant to be open for THREE DAYS and still have stock left an HOUR from now?

I need to be at work at 1.

There's a photo of a queue on SayHey. Is it as exclusively balding middle aged homosexual as that suggests?

 

[lolly]

Things We Do For Love - another great track.
Already her best album since X!

And with that, he slipped into a gay coma and has been unresponsive since

 

[Eddie]

There's a photo of a queue on SayHey. Is it as exclusively balding middle aged homosexual as that suggests?

Approximately 60% I'd say. The rest are the female of the species with a smattering of young uns who probably don't even know what they are queueing for.

I'm trying to identify the obvious scalps.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

PADAM SLIDERS PLEASE

 

[COB]

There's a photo of a queue on SayHey. Is it as exclusively balding middle aged homosexual as that suggests?

I'm trying to identify the obvious scalps.

!!!

 

[Eddie]

PADAM SLIDERS PLEASE

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Those prices are outrageous. Mostly TAT too. I was hoping for a BL20 limited edition vinyl.

 

[Jark]

60 quid for that tiny Slow towel

 

[lolly]

Only 3 stars in the Metro paper review by David Bennun though - I think that's the weakest rating I've seen.

 

[dUbrodošli]

I was fully prepared to be a bit snarky about this today as I’m very much outside the Lovers bubble and I just enjoy doing that, but it’s great.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Deleted post as didn’t bother reading what had come before.