Last suppers / death row dinner

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FLIP THE SWITCH!
 
Starter - my mum's home made chicken soup. Good luck with that jailers - she's been dead for 30 years and she didn't write down the recipe. One-nil to me, The System.

Main - Haggis but I have to catch it and kill it myself. Quick to trip to the hills where they live = escape opportunity.

Pudding - a shot of heroin. Find out what's it's like. Can't get addicted if you're dead, eh?


+ drink - Unicorn spunk. Source that, you bastards.
 
This is difficult but I think!


Starter: something with cheese... I think burrata maybe..

Main: would have to be a roast dinner. Probably chicken.

Dessert: sticky toffee pudding

Drink: a bottle of Haut-Medoc
 
starter - Thai coconut soup, crackers, dips, spring rolls
Main - Thai small plates/tapas - massaman curry, sticky rice, salt and pepper squid, red curry, pad Thai, satay chicken/beef
Dessert - salted caramel cheesecake, cookie dough ice cream
Drink - pepsi max with lots of ice. glass of shiraz from Chile or Australia.
 
1 Greggs vegan sausage roll and a Rennie

Oh hang on Iā€™m dying. Ok fuck the rennie then
 

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