Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Three

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I kinda like this twee nonsense.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

She is shivving ANYTHING that gets between her and andra chansen tonight

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

It all feels a little bit TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART VIDEO (LITERAL VERSION)

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

THIS IS DREARY

FUCK OFF SWEDISH KATE MCCANN

 

[TiShh]

This has no chance. Right.

RIGHT?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This is so ACHINGLY SINCERE I'm finding it all rather hilarious tbh

Those MANIC EYES!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This is not for me, but I imagine it doing very well with those it is intended for

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I think she killed when she was a child.

 

[ADONK5]

Four dancers strutting to the front of the stage wearing white? GET LOST

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Giving that 100%

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I'm tempted to just rewind to Charlotte at this point cause it AIN'T GETTING BETTER.

 

[Raining on Me]

Right if Jessica failed then this shit can CUNT RIGHT OFF


(...actually I don't HATE it )

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Timbuktu looks like a VICAR

 

[RJN]

I think she might murder everyone who finishes above her

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh you’ve entered a Latino banger before Alvaro love you don’t need to do it AGAIN.

 

[Madison]

It’s so hard to compare that with the other songs. Did she use any prerecorded vocals at all?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I think she killed when she was a child.

Whilst Charlotte’s snatching wigs she’s snatching KIDS.

 

[TiShh]

What's the significance of 2002 ploise?

 

[COB]

Wish it was sexy Mendez back instead of this one

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

OMG at the revelation that Alvaro's nearing 40

 

[FetchFugly]

I quite enjoyed that. The wander towards the front at the end was WEAK however.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He started university in 2002?! He’s had a touch of the #stillyoung

 

[C’est la VoR]

I would have been losing my shit over Elisa had SHIRLEY CLAMP honked her way through it.

However, tonight she clearly needs to be hurled under the SCHLAGER BUS

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

What's the significance of 2002 ploise?

Birth of modern Melodifestivalen

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

What's the significance of 2002 ploise?

First year of Christer taking over and the expanded Melodifestivalen format with four heats

 

[RJN]

OMG at the revelation that Alvaro's nearing 40

Or as its referred to tonight, still young

 

[ADONK5]

I'm tempted to just rewind to Charlotte at this point cause it AIN'T GETTING BETTER.

Well 2021 has peaked.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

What's the significance of 2002 ploise?

When Christer took over...it's his last year.

 

[ButterTart]

Elisa was amazing and ur jus all jelus.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

PAPA? I'm presumed he was as GAY AS A WINDOW. Or did I miss that bit?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He’s no ALVARO SOLER now is he.

 

[TiShh]

MY EYES

 

[FetchFugly]

Alvaro going for dead inspirational figure and baby in one VT.

 

[C’est la VoR]

From SHARK EYES to TIRED EYES

 

[ADONK5]

"you and I", not "you and me".

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

The staging is very 2002

 

[OprahWinfrey]

This ain't the only time she's worn a pearl necklace I'm sure

 

[COB]

OMG at the revelation that Alvaro's nearing 40

It'll happen to YOU TOO!

 

[TiShh]

From SHARK EYES to TIRED EYES

And the colours are giving me SORE EYES

 

[RJN]

An Enrique Iglesias álbum track