01 - LouLou Lamotte - What a LIFE-AFFIRMING BOP! Gonna be so angry when this goes top five because Shirley Clamp didn't have the patience to wait for an actually good song she could get 12 points from all the over 50s and telephone voters from for

The Händerna mot himlen comparisons are making me wonder if this is what September has really been doing for the last five years? Witness protection can do amazing things these days (just ask
@Suomi)
02 - Elov & Beny - This is literally EVERYTHING I have been hectoring Linda Bengtzing to send for years if she wants to make it past the heats again! Cannot wait to dance in the aisles at the Swedish church to this, order a hot dog especially, and then commit incest later on that evening in tribute
03 - Jon-Henrik Fjällgren feat. Arc North & Adam Woods - Look obviously it's good and I'd still give it all up for noted EMOTIVE HUNK Jon-Henrik any day of the week, but there's a real 'HnH group looking for 4th' quality to that artist picture and the 2016 banger is NOT HELPING my trigger in that regard
04 - Tone Sekelius - Delighted this wasn't the direct SloMo ripoff I was fearing from the reviews, but I don't know, maybe it could've done with a little more of the yeah yeah fire that I was expecting from that rather than a replacement-level Omar Rudberg entry. Giggling incessantly that it sounds like she's exhorting the audience "
my body feels like a van - go!", especially after she just got new tits installed
05 - that guy - Love that he's cut his hair so you don't think it's him, before proceeding to enter the exact same [what's this guy's name again???] song he enters every single time anyway. I'd say you win this round bitch, but guess who has to take the long train to andra chansen in three weeks
06 - Ewa & Eva - In days of yore, young naïf debutantes would oft debut with serious moments they made it to the final with, before immediately scurrying away and then a year or two later coming back bedecked in a leather bodice doing a slutpop track they died on their arse in the heats with. Anyway that kind of doesn't fit this track as it's almost the exact opposite in every way of what's happening here with this fun4flappers artistic growth moment, but I mention it anyway because they're gonna finish 6th and also does anyone else think one of them might have been Ellen Benediktson all along (hope they still turn up in sexy leather bodices too btw)
07 - Rejhan - just couldn't stop looking at his nose