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Dotter CANNOT go DTF, it's just two people qualifying on name only.
Thank youDotter DTF, Albin THIRD and Scarlet FOURTH? What CUNTING PLANET are these people on?
It's her baby and PROBABLY THE ONE WHO GAVE HER TYPHOID IN THE FIRST PLACE!STOP KISSING SMALL CHILDREN TYPHOID MARY!
YOUR MUMWHO CAME FOURTH?
You're better than thisYOUR MUM
Scarlet.WHO CAME FOURTH?
Hey new ASFM openedFucking fuming.
I believe Gunilla is beatable but Circus X isn't really made for SpotifyThe Finak Kval is clearly gonna be Fröken Snusk and probably Gunilla at the moment. Depends who’s in the last semi.
He had to scale back his staging plans due to insufficient funds. Not sure about the concept but at least it's easy to scale back up again.Danny would have to completely rethink his performance (and the song…) for that to stand a chance.
“Could have”There was literally no point even having this semi. Dotter and Danny could have sent any old shit and still qualified.
Decent fucking songs on par with the ones that made Melfest the gold standard Eurovision national final in the first place.Expectations for this years Melodifestivalen is uncanny. We've got some great uptempo in Maria Sur, Jaqueline and Danny. Lovely ballads from Dotter and deadeyes.
We've got twink penises flopping left and right. Vaginas making it DTF. The magnificent return of old fashioned schlager. Lisa Ajax emoting. Miss Filth unable to sing a smash hit (but able to running around shouting 'whore'). A vile and demented Real House Wife somehow able to pull through and land a #2 hit only to get marred by the police the next morning. Metal Hanna & Lina making a glorious debute featuring JessAn in drag. Old dried up favourites coming back for the 11th time bringing their A game and NOT flopping. Norway fuming over having their best twinks stolen.
We've got SVT daring to try a different format to rectify what people has been complaining about for decades. Production opting to reject winner returnees so that one of the damned 2nd placers finally can overcome their curse and run away with the title.
What more can you ask for?