Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Three (Västerås)

Have they just made the field intentionally shit to ensure Måns wins?
 
24K Gold is absolutely lit. Easily in the top 3 so far along.
 
Human speed bump Annicka Wickhalder to face rapid elimination ideally.
 
Loving Dolly Style, better than Habibi, but best not Sweden as we don't want them treading on Remember Monday's toes x

I quite like the Angelino song and wouldn't be surprised if it gets through in some form. It would be a guaranteed direkt if it was sung by LIAMOO (and it's much better than his last entry)

Annika I'm enjoying as well! Not sure I'd put Malou through personally, it's certainly nowhere near the best of the year.
 
In his most recent novel, Yuval Noah Harari asks: Has AI hacked the operating system of human civilisation?, and this week’s Melfest offerings edges us one step closer to answering this important question.

1. Grezuleca - This is absolutely horrible; possibly one of my least favourite ever. This is what straight men get up to when left unattended and it needs to be stopped.

Written by a real person: 0
Written by a computer: 1

But truly, this is just deliberate filler to make way for …

2. Malou Prytz - if Bananas was her Statements, this is her Tattoo. It does make me lol to see any criticism of Melfest when songs like this, which won’t even win, are so generously donated to pop music. Wisely, this song does not even use the allocated full three minutes in order to allow ample time for the general public to finish queening out. Penelope: expect hospitalisation.

Written by a real person: 0
Written by a computer: 2

3. Björn Holmgren - another week, another twink who has escaped from Pingu’s basement. A song that desperately needs autotune, a stylist and a dance break. This is about Björn’s sister, who suffered brain damage after being bitten by a tick and contracting encephalitis. The staging of the performance is set up to be a hospital ward with Björn singing from a chair next to a bed. I can think of no better way to set up the next act…

Written by a real person: 0
Written by a computer: 3

4. Dolly Style - this has heart, this has soul, this has Hello Hi feeling. Originally kidnapped in 2015, these women have been through absolute hell and back and yet are still smiling. I am truly inspired by the message of this song and would argue that when you put this side-by-side with Greczula it proves that computers are now able to elicit more genuine feeling than man.

Written by a real person: 0
Written by a computer: 4

5. Angelino - this poor woman. An important lesson in not saying yes to something just because it’s offered to you.

Written by a real person: 0
Written by a computer: 5

6. Annicka - sorry but now that I’ve seen the rehearsal pics
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I’m actually stanning because the whole thing is now giving me Blackpool Hen Party ‘3am x The Greatest Love of All karaoke x Gemma’s husband just left her x #newme energy’ and that, of course, is the realest energy of all.

Written by a real person: 1
Written by a computer: 5

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Grazcula feels like he was aiming for David Bowie and accidentally hit David Dickinson.

Annika Wickedbastard is easily bland enough to go direkt.

If we’re not all sipping HIGH TEA IN TOKYO after tomorrow night then Sweden needs to have their democratic rights swiftly and violently curtailed.
 
Annicka really should be in a TABARD somewhere, not on a stage.
 
ALTOGETHER NOW GIRLS!

I GO -
TOO STRESSED!
but NEVERTHELESS
I GO BANANAS!
B-A-N-A-S!
*Vikings storm Lindisfarne*
 
I think we’re looking at a Grezcluash / Annika Top 2 this week honeybuns!

Dolly Style to AC and Malou to be the splitscreen loser :(
 
Oh remember there was a predictions game
 
Dolly Style feel unlikely to AC with the demographic college voting system - they'll do well with the youngest categories but I imagine they'll probably be on for last with all the ones over 35.
 
dUb said:
I think we’re looking at a Grezcluash / Annika Top 2 this week honeybuns!

Dolly Style to AC and Malou to be the splitscreen loser :(
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I’m the king of wishful thinking but I think it will go:

Most points: Malou
Most votes: Dolly Style
3rd Greczula
4th Annicka
5th Angelino
6th Björn
 
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Suomi said:
The amount of interviews I’ve seen where Malou distances herself from Bananas - I absolutely love an apology tour :disco:
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She should embrace it! It’s fantastically terrible - an icon.
 
I never thought Dolly Style would top Hello Hi but Yihaa is incredible, it’s like the comeback single B*Witched should’ve done
 
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