Nicola Sturgeon RESIGNS (+ ALLEGEDLY Crooked + FOUL LANGUAGE + HUSBAND CHARGED)

[Dark Carnival]

Why should she apologise for FACTS said in a private conversation?

 

[untilted]

MARZIPAN DILDO

I mean she’s not wrong is she?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Spoiler: Boring Fact Checking

it's FAKE. She only, so far at least, has slightly sweaty messages about Boris Johnson released

 

[Pingu]

Yeah they’re quotes from The Thick Of It…

 

[GNL]

She actually just called Boris Johnson a FUCKING CLOWN

Also true. Nothing but respect for my caravan-thieving Queen of Scots.

 

[straightorbroken]

I loved the messages being read out on the news up here with the bleep effects. I think it will increase her popularity.

 

[Funky]

Don’t you dare fucking apologies Missy!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear

 

[octophone]

That'll be timed to get the latest Tory weirdo off the front pages.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CHARGED!

 

[Rita]

OMG! I honestly thought it was all something and nothing. Is Nicola Sturgeon likely to get charged too?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG! I honestly thought it was all something and nothing. Is Nicola Sturgeon likely to get charged too?

I'm sure we will find out soon, but I am not sure what benefit there is to staggering charges

 

[straightorbroken]

Get them both on Celebrity The Traitors. They can get towed away in a battered caravan if they get found out (no idea what Celebrity The Traitors should do though )

 

[Madíson]

I don’t suppose there’s a chance of a trial in, say, October?

 

[Funky]

Is it possible that she just married a dodgy grifter and had absolutely no idea what he was up to?

We’ve ALL DONE IT