North Macedonia 2024 - FAKE NEWS!

[Hak]

 

[auretz]

They almost certainly will be, but this is a totally made up news “source” I imagine we’ll hear in the autumn

 

[VoR]

I really did miss them this year.

Such a legacy of HOT BEATS and FASCINATING FASHIONS

 

[auretz]

Let’s hope they go for a national final

 

[VoR]

It's the way around a third of their representatives from the past 25 years are GENUINELY NOW DEAD

 

[Lucille]

All shipped off to the MONGE FACTORY I presume?

 

[VoR]

North Macedonia IS the Monge Factory!

 

[Soldi]

North Macedonia IS the Monge Factory!

I’m sure Skopje isn’t that bad.

 

[Penelope]

As it goes, Skopje is apparently surprisingly brilliant as a tourist destination by all accounts

 

[Kratz]

WE DEMAND BARBARA

 

[Hak]

this is a totally made up news “source”

They almost certainly will be

 

[win_the_game]

I would like them to return. Always one of my favourite Eurovision nations when they don’t send cock rot.

 

[Lucille]

I’m still haunted by the image of BASIL fondling his CLINKER in the depths of the Covid lockdown.

 

[Penelope]

I would like them to return. Always one of my favourite Eurovision nations when they don’t send cock rot.

Basil is more than his diseases

 

[Penelope]

I really did miss them this year.

Such a legacy of HOT BEATS and FASCINATING FASHIONS

Still UTTERLY AGOG at Tamara's styling och consulting the first time around!

 

[VoR]

Straight out of the BHS Catalogue

 

[auretz]

As it goes, Skopje is apparently surprisingly brilliant as a tourist destination by all accounts

Not my experience at all, it was definitely my least favourite of the ex-Yu capitals - Ohrid on the other hand is lovely!

 

[Penelope]

Not my experience at all, it was definitely my least favourite of the ex-Yu capitals - Ohrid on the other hand is lovely!

When did you go? Apparently since they turned it into a bizarre Alexander the Great playground there's ALL sorts to see. Also isn't Podgorica famously an UTTER HOLE?!

 

[auretz]

When did you go? Apparently since they turned it into a bizarre Alexander the Great playground there's ALL sorts to see. Also isn't Podgorica famously an UTTER HOLE?!

2012, so before the weird Turkmenistan-style monuments to be fair. I kinda forgot about Podgorica in that, I only stopped to refuel there

 

[GinAg (39)]

When did you go? Apparently since they turned it into a bizarre Alexander the Great playground there's ALL sorts to see. Also isn't Podgorica famously an UTTER HOLE?!

Poor sad Podgorica

Podgorica is a hole

Montenegro is a beautiful country but its capital, Podgorica, is the exception. It's an ugly, lifeless, depressing city that has no place existing!

www.timetravelturtle.com

 

[VoR]

By all accounts, Podgorica is pretty much Montengro’s capital by default.

 

[auretz]

Cetinje, the historical capital, is much nicer - I’m not sure why it was ever changed!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Cetinje, the historical capital, is much nicer - I’m not sure why it was ever changed!

They really wanted to provide a nice space for glue sniffers. Sadly they hadn't counted on angry old women.

 

[auretz]

Ultimately I grew up just outside Swindon so even post-Communist backwaters have their work cut out to impress me on the post-apocalyptic/relentlessly grey stakes

 

[auretz]

According to local media, they asked Karolina to go again but she doesn't want to do it for a third time. Lara Ivanova is supposedly the name they're currently in talks with



I guess at the very least this confirms they're definitely in!

 

[VoR]

I'd love to see Karolina again. Both her entries were really underrated.

She must be getting on a touch now though?

 

[Kala]

I'd love to see Karolina again. Both her entries were really underrated.

She must be getting on a touch now though?

She’s 43!! Fucks sake @VoR

 

[VoR]

In Eurovision years that's practically DEAD!

Although I suppose it didn't stop TAMTA...

 

[Saltwater]

I'd love to see Eye Cue again sometime if they're still together.

edit: they are

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